thursday morning headlines

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MEL GIBSON - is heard calling an employee a 'wetback' on a recording made by his ex. "I will report her to the fucking people that take fucking money from the wetbacks," he says. Does he mean stores that sell rims? What can they do about Mexicans? (radar)

LINDSAY LOHAN - told her friends that the judge who gave her 90 days in jail was out to get her, and then called her "a fucking bitch." So it seems Lindsay really has changed. We should all line up and apologize. (tmz)

THE EMMYS - were announced this morning, and in keeping with tradition, none of it makes the slightest bit of sense, including shows like 'Always Sunny…' and 'Community' being completely left out, while 'Glee' was nominated in best comedy. That piece of shit show shouldn't be on a list of best comedies even if you demanded that they all have the word 'glee' in the title. (gawker)

KATE GOSSELIN - thinks she's 18 apparently. And attractive. And even though she's a mom out with her 8 kids, she dresses like someone going shopping for cock rings. What a dynamite lady. (inf daily)

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