08.02.2010 Alessandra Ambrosio and her bikini are a relief

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Victorias Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio spent yesterday on Maui with her daughter, who turns 2 on August 24th, and she’s still skinny as hell and her ass looks awesome (Alessandra, not the daughter).

Normally kids ruin everything. Sex with Kate Gosselin would be like putting your dick in a pillowcase that you found in the trash. But Alessandra looks tight as a drum. If the cops in Hawaii need to they could use her as handcuffs.

(image source = pacific coast)


(30) Comments

  1. MrAdams 08/02/2010 12:46

    This is a step in the right direction. Away from Lindsay, and toward sexy. We’re not completely there yet, but we’re on the way.

  2. ohmwrecker 08/02/2010 12:47

    She is “presenting”.

  3. Joust 08/02/2010 12:57

    Pic 6 looks like she had splatter ass.

  4. minimosh 08/02/2010 13:11

    she has a nice ass? where?

  5. Demon Spawn 08/02/2010 13:15

    What minimosh said. No ass. Nothing to see here. Move along.

  6. ohmwrecker 08/02/2010 13:16

    Where is Mike Hunt claiming to be this bitch’s ass?

  7. pepperjr. 08/02/2010 13:16

    mini…picture 6 for one…….did you happen to look at the size of her clam?

  8. minimosh 08/02/2010 13:19

    pic 6?? pic 6??? That could be a 14 year old boys ass for all I know!

  9. Joust 08/02/2010 13:20

    Pic 20 has a nice ass, but you can barely see it because of an arm.

  10. MrAdams 08/02/2010 13:24

    Beggars can’t be choosers. I’ll take this skinny wench over another Lindsay update any day!

  11. DuhDale 08/02/2010 13:26

    Looking a little on the anorexic side there Ms. Boney…I prefer a little flesh.

  12. pepperjr. 08/02/2010 13:27

    pic 6?? pic 6??? That could be a 14 year old boys ass for all I know!

    Jesus minimosh…you say that like it’s a bad thing…….

  13. Watt 08/02/2010 13:29

    Assssssssssssssss

  14. Watt 08/02/2010 13:42

    Fuck the fucking fuckers

  15. Chicagoaniml 08/02/2010 13:46

    WTF! This is a guy!

  16. i hate you 08/02/2010 13:56

    i want to do ‘things’ to her. i will also be on a hiatus in search of zombie’s house to discover the blinds stares of many young boys. i will be searching for the faint smell of old cheese and astro glide. farewell for a week bitches.

  17. rokan 08/02/2010 13:56

    Hey,
    Sorry, i’m a little late today. Does anyone know what Lindsey Lohan is up to today?

    I can’t seem to find any information.

  18. SomeoneluvsU 08/02/2010 13:59

    hhmmm, seems like someone has sand up their vagina….

  19. bwilson27 08/02/2010 14:18

    I need to see boobs. Stat!

  20. Watt 08/02/2010 14:19

    Sure is boring around here. I wonder what snooki is doing

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