08.31.2010 Anne Hathaway got a really short haircut

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Anne Hathaway is in Paris this week filming a romantic comedy called “One Day”. As in, “One Day, I went to the pet groomer and got a haircut and they chopped it all off and it was a terrible idea because no girl ever looks better with short hair. Some girls look ok but every girl on earth looks way better with long hair. Now, with my featureless pale skin and androgynous hair, I look like a CPR mannequin. This is gonna be a horrible movie.”

(source = pacific coast)


(55) Comments

  1. rokan 08/31/2010 17:27

    I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes

  2. MrAdams 08/31/2010 17:27

    She looks good to me. A woman could shave her head, but if she has a nice rack and long legs, she looks fine.

  3. VinceMcMahon 08/31/2010 17:28

    no thanks, she’s a cross between tom cruise & katie holmes.

    Just give us glorified up-skirts. thats all we need!

  4. Zombie 08/31/2010 17:31

    Spoken like a truly desperate, pathetic loser MrAdams.

  5. Smacko 08/31/2010 17:32

    She’s a non starter. What am I going to grab onto while I slap her around a bit? Chicks dig the rough stuff.

  6. The Puppet 08/31/2010 17:33

    @MrAdams, you are a true looser!

  7. Joe C 08/31/2010 17:33

    Notice to all women…

    Unless your name is Halle Berry, you look like shit with short hair.

  8. Watt 08/31/2010 17:34

    I loved her in havoc

  9. Zombie 08/31/2010 17:35

    MrAdams would fuck Rokan if he squished his chest together to create cleavage. What a fart blossom.

  10. Mony Vibescu 08/31/2010 17:39

    Zombie, is your arse able to accommodate the new writer’s member?

    Kidding, kidding. You don’t have to ban me (again).

  11. The Puppet 08/31/2010 17:39

    Rokan better check MrAdams for worms.
    ooops, I just pooped in the sink.

  12. thesaucyinterloper 08/31/2010 17:40

    it’s a wig, kiddo. ::pat::

  13. j4ck4l 08/31/2010 17:43

    Ann half-a-way through the sex change

  14. rokan 08/31/2010 17:45

    @puppet.

    Adams is worm free.

    I just gave him a lemon-juice enema yesterday.

    That is all.

  15. Smacko 08/31/2010 17:48

    Joe C-What about Shirley Jones and Bea Arthur?
    There goes your theory.

  16. ohmwrecker 08/31/2010 17:54

    It’s hard for a woman to pull off the short hair look. I can only think of a handful. Audrey Hepburn, . . . and . . .

  17. rokan 08/31/2010 17:54

    Smacko,

    Sounds like you have mother issues, and from sit-coms to boot.

    Might as well throw Florence Henderson in there. You could have a three-way with Ann B. Davis.

  18. SCUM 08/31/2010 17:55

    Not into short hair but she looks cute.

  19. The Original Lo Rider 08/31/2010 17:56

    This bitch was on TV crying for joy when Chairman Obama ascended into the clouds, er, was nominated for the pope of America, so phuck ‘er. She can get all the crappy haircuts she wants because in my world she died 2 years ago. She’s always been mostly hideous - now she just completed the loop.

  20. Zombie 08/31/2010 17:56

    Mony if I had the interest or administrative power to ban, you would be not be on my list of victims.

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