Gemma Arterton (English model and actress, star of ‘Quantum of Solace', 'Clash of the Titans', ‘Prince of Persia') is on vacation with some unworthy big-titted jackass in Italy this week, and if I'm interpreting this right, the key to getting a girl who would normally be way out of your league is to be a boat. Wait. Wait, no. Have a boat. Yeah that makes more sense.