Oh holy shit are we really doing this. JoBlo says…
Star Shia LaBeouf says they’ve already got a storyline mapped out for the potential project.
Says LaBeouf, “I got called into Steven’s office and he pitched a little bit to me and it sounds crazy, it sounds really cool.”
LaBeouf refused to elaborate on what the pitch for INDIANA JONES 5 involved but he added that “they’re writing the script right now.”
Well at least George Lucas hasn’t been mentioned yet. He was famously intrusive when making Indiana Jones 4, the result of which was a complete piece of shit.
Everyone pretty much agrees that the whole “Star Wars” thing was a fluke for Lucas. “Empire Strikes Back” is the only great one, and that’s the only one he didn’t write or direct, and the one he calls the worst of the six movies.
The first one was good, the second one was amazing, and the rest make no sense whatsoever. Most of “Return of the Jedi” is spent trying to disable a satellite dish on Endor that provides the force field for the new Death Star, but the god damn thing is right there, sticking up out of the trees. Just shoot it! You don’t even need radar, they don’t even hide it you can see it, just shoo-NO! NOOO, don’t send Luke, Han and Leia to shut it down by hand! That’s like you’re top three people! JESUS CHRIST, YOU HAVE LIKE 8 MILLION SPACESHIPS, IT’S THE NUMBER ONE THING YOU’RE GOOD AT, AND THAT DISH IS 40 STORIES HIGH, JUST SHOOT IT! I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU BLOW IT UP IT WILL STOP WORKING!
Zzzzzombie – New date movie for you.
Funny that they “already have a sotryline mapped out”. That would’ve been a nice bonus for the last movie.
Co-starring Angelina Jolie as “Naked Warrior Princess”
*storyline – dammit. I was giddy with “first two posts” euphoria
If it’s not in 3-D I don’t care.
We’re closing in on a full day with no noticeable knob photos. Shitty fucking day.
No shit.
I just said Hi to Shia Labeouf at Popeye’s chicken in Chicago on Tuesday.
They are filming Transformers 3 on my block.
Guess we both like ninja food.
I loved the Star Wars rant. lol
I’ve never seen one Star Wars movie. Never plan to. Fuck fantasy/sci fi. Unless I got some acid, I don’t give a fuck about watching anything like that.
shitty ledouche needs to be hit by a car full of aids
What the fuck is Star Wars?
Lo Rider, I take dates to a movie once every few months if that… but I’m sure I’ll be hearing you fuckbrains yap about this one until at least 2011. It’s just so comical!
Watt,
I think you would have found him charming. He was all dirty and had fake blood on his head, but his hair was perfect.
I hear he is going to be in the new season of Glee.
Indiana Jones shitting his diaper while he puffs on a Kent light 100 outside of a nursing home doesn’t sound like a theater-filler.
And who the fuck is shia lebouf? Sounds like a camel fucker.
Rokan you know what’s fun? When you take a raunchy shit and it leaves a skid mark in the toilet bowl, then you come back later to piss and aim your urine stream at that skid mark trying to break it off before your bladder is empty. You know what I’m talking about.
I’m with Zombie on this one.
It can’t be as bad as that abortion of a film the ewok adventure
I just saw the first star wars movies a few months ago for the first time. But it was the dvd versions when they added in the computer graphics. I did not approve.
zombie,
that’s called pressure washing at my place.
All the good ideas in George Lucas’ brain leaked into his neck and turned to fat.