Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of Harpers Bazaar this month, which is a perfect fit because they’re both famous even though no one ever buys either one. In the interview, she tells no one in particular that she knows people laugh at her, though the insufferable egomaniac who men run away from like Medusa doesn’t know why. Oohh oohh oohh, I do, I do!
“People laugh at me. Sometimes I know why, and sometimes I don’t. But I can pretty much find humor in anything. That is a necessary part of life. I don’t want to say laughter is healing, because it sounds corny, but it’s a release.”
And then, as if dared to come up with the worlds least relatable and sympathetic problem, she talked about how much she and Barbara Streisand have in common.
“[Barbra and I] are people who have been put in the spotlight, for better or for worse, and you just keep riding, and you keep overcoming. Barbra inspires me because there isn’t anything she hasn’t done that she wanted to do, especially as a female in the time when her generation was prime. She’s a true renaissance woman… I had a long conversation with Barbra about directing because I directed a short a couple years ago, and if I don’t do it again soon, I’m going to burst out of my skin. And we also love interior design.”
By “overcoming” Aniston must mean that everyone hates her movies (her last 3: Bounty Hunter made 67 million, Love Happens made 22 million, and Management made 900,000). I dare you to fail that much at a job in the real world. Not only would you be fired, they’d hide a cobra in your car and punch your kid in the face too.
The blind stares of a million pairs of eyes… lookin hard but wont realize… that they’ll never see the Z!
dammit!
I’d make her overcum
crunch berries are good but they hurt.
Mosh I’d like to lock you in a room with MrAdams and see which one of you annoys the other to death first. My money would be on you, but either way it’s a win-win.
Notice how she still is talking about directing a short several years ago. What is with this lady? She is not talented but every woman I know just loves her because Brad Pitt left her.
I’d see her next movie if she played the middle portion of a human centipede.
You really think I’m so annoying that I could annoy someone to death? In that case, I would love being locked in a room with you, Z.
Jennifer Aniston? Make sure you wear a rubber, dude. Are you kidding me? She gets around. All right? Oh, yeah. Like a record. Oh, let’s see, uh… Hell, Lumbergh fucked her. Ha ha ha. Oh, let me see who else…
Now that’s just mean mosh.
Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.
You can’t kill what’s already dead, meaniemosh.
Oh come on. Z is so callous he probably can’t be hurt by anything. He’s like a rhinoceros. Only not as cool.
New up,
Time to take the cocks out of your mouths and move along, bust outs!
I’d nail it.
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[...] “People laugh at me. Sometimes I know why, and sometimes I don’t. But I can pretty much find humor in anything. That is a necessary part of life. I don’t want to say laughter is healing, because it sounds corny, but it’s a release.” - Jennifer Aniston shares the secret of life in the new issue of Harpars Bazaar. [...]
I would fuck Anniston six ways to Sunday…….and believe you me…….people would REALLY laugh then….
(Mini-Mosh has been as funny as hell lately)