Yesterday everyone in Hollywood was freaking out over the casting of Angelina Jolie as Marilyn Monroe and Rooney Mara as Lisbeth Salander. Oh I know, right! It was crazy! You can’t make this stuff up!
But today Jolie has announced she will not be starring in the biopic that was to cover the last two years of Monroes life as told from the perspective of her dog (seriously). It’s easy to assume she passed because that idea is clearly retarded, but it’s still 10 times smarter than that Loom of Fate bullshit in “Wanted” so who knows.
Rooney Mara however, is absolutely taking the lead in David Finchers version of “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo”. She beat out Natalie Portman, Ellen Page, and Scarlett Johansson for it, and now she has to at least equal the performance by Noomi Rapace in the popular Swedish versions of these movies. Meaning she has to look at the ground when she talks and pretend to type on a computer. Better keep Portman on deck just in case.
Hail Satan.
Praise Lord Lucifer.
Jesus Christ.
Loves you.
Angelina Jolie as Marilyn Monroe. It would be the best casting since Tom Cruise as a blonde Lestat. Drew Barrymoe would make more sense. I say go for it.
This dumb chick was horrible in Nightmare On Elm Street. Oh and she beat out Scarlett Johansson for the role of Marilyn Monroe??? Is the casting agency blind or just looking to make a non-fictional movie that is non-realistic?
“Oh and she beat out Scarlett Johansson for the role of Marilyn Monroe??? ”
Learn to read fuckface.
I lost interest in this post halfway through..ridiculous, why do we put up with such crap..this post is the opposite of what Tyler Durden would do…i wanna go home…
Okay, I’ve quickly scanned these pictures and cannot find an exposed nipple anywhere. Am I missing something?
do..not…care…about any of those mother fuckers mentioned….
also hate to be a party pooper, but I think MM measurements were like 37-23-36…
Yeah, Jolie would be a good typecast, last time I saw her she was looking like Skelator
Yeah Monroe was size 14 I believe. Bring on Christina Hendricks and a dye job!
Since Monroe was such a fat porker……I’d love to see Snooki in the role…..
…would make my morning shower whack-off that much more worthwhile….
I would definitely watch ANY movie at the theatre AND buy the Blue-Ray DVD of said movie if it is being told from the perspective of doing it doggy-style……
I wonder when Brendf@g will get around to posting the Diora Baird topless photos.
Praise Lord Lucifer.
As I said last week I am better than everyone else, and people hate what they can’t be.
Hail Satan.
Observer, you need to shut up and move on!
Scum, that chicks must have been pussy the model for Barbie dolls. Awesome baby kegs though.
SCUM, perhaps it’s fucking time you moved on to the other site. Either shut up or make me laugh.
Move on to what, Zombie…..
…..why are you here so much today……raining on the cars?
Zombie is a Satan worshiper……
…meanwhile Satan is running the puppets D.Znuts and Mike Hunt…..because he’s trying to distance himself……