The UK magazine Nuts has a few blurry still pictures of Kelly Brook swimming naked in ‘Piranha 3D’ (probably with porn star Riley Steele because they shot bikini scenes for this last June, pictures here) and this movie is doing the right thing by leaking parts of this scene. It’s Kelly Brook. Naked. In 3D. That’s big news.
I just hope it’s in 3D when they release it on blu-ray too, because, at least in America, you can’t masturbate at a blood-soaked horror movie without everyone judging you.
Hail Satan.
That’s right kids. Ignore this post, close your browser, and go pick up a copy of Anton Lavey’s The Devil’s Notebook in hardback.
My penis is in 3-D and my balls are blu-ray. HAIL SATAN.
Once you have completed studying this incredible help guide to life, you will want to check out Lavey’s The Satanic Bible and also The Satanic Rituals: Companion To The Satanic Bible. To set the mood, I recommend sipping a glass of virgin’s blood by the fire while listening to an album by Jucifer.
SCUM:
Today’s tits are..?..
Can’t get enough? Well you’re in luck. Satanis the Devil’s Mass/Sinthia the Devil’s Doll is available for $10 now. That’s right. For the mere price of a dimebag you can be feeding your brain knowledge passed down for decades.
I have free tickets for DevilDriver, Kataklysm, Saviour ans Skeleton Witch tonight.
Rosie Jones JTT.
Or if your really into evil, pick up any of the books written by Jimmy Swaggart.
Satan For Dummies http://www.churchofsatan.org/
Gotta hand it to those UK Kiddos…
Get your shit together, MAXIM!
If I were a pirahna, I’d consider Kelly Brook’s ass the top of the food chain.
I SCUMs tits are nicer than Kellys
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Zombie…….
….did somebody hijack your ID?
No Observer, just trying to spread the good word to today’s youth and encourage the education of our true Lord Lucifer. The more you read, the more you know.
http://tinyurl.com/374lnxw
I never read… is there a Picture Book I can thumb through?
I’m not real big on organized religion.
I’ve been following the Raptor Jesus.
The piranha want to fuck her too