Kelly Brook is naked in Piranha 3D

By brendon August 10, 2010 @ 2:15 PM

Riley Steele, Kelly Brook

The UK magazine Nuts has a few blurry still pictures of Kelly Brook swimming naked in ‘Piranha 3D’ (probably with porn star Riley Steele because they shot bikini scenes for this last June, pictures here) and this movie is doing the right thing by leaking parts of this scene. It’s Kelly Brook. Naked. In 3D. That’s big news.

I just hope it’s in 3D when they release it on blu-ray too, because, at least in America, you can’t masturbate at a blood-soaked horror movie without everyone judging you.

(32) Comments

  1. avatar
    Zombie 08/10/2010 14:16

    Hail Satan.

  2. avatar
    Zombie 08/10/2010 14:19

    That’s right kids. Ignore this post, close your browser, and go pick up a copy of Anton Lavey’s The Devil’s Notebook in hardback.

  3. avatar
    SCUM 08/10/2010 14:22

    My penis is in 3-D and my balls are blu-ray. HAIL SATAN.

  4. avatar
    Zombie 08/10/2010 14:23

    Once you have completed studying this incredible help guide to life, you will want to check out Lavey’s The Satanic Bible and also The Satanic Rituals: Companion To The Satanic Bible. To set the mood, I recommend sipping a glass of virgin’s blood by the fire while listening to an album by Jucifer.

  5. avatar
    Just the Tip 08/10/2010 14:25


    Today’s tits are..?..

  6. avatar
    Zombie 08/10/2010 14:27

    Can’t get enough? Well you’re in luck. Satanis the Devil’s Mass/Sinthia the Devil’s Doll is available for $10 now. That’s right. For the mere price of a dimebag you can be feeding your brain knowledge passed down for decades.

  7. avatar
    SCUM 08/10/2010 14:28

    I have free tickets for DevilDriver, Kataklysm, Saviour ans Skeleton Witch tonight.

  8. avatar
    SCUM 08/10/2010 14:29

    Rosie Jones JTT.

  9. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 08/10/2010 14:30

    Or if your really into evil, pick up any of the books written by Jimmy Swaggart.

  10. avatar
    SCUM 08/10/2010 14:30

    Satan For Dummies

  11. avatar
    Just the Tip 08/10/2010 14:31

    Gotta hand it to those UK Kiddos…

    Get your shit together, MAXIM!

  12. avatar
    MongroJacksonII 08/10/2010 14:33

    If I were a pirahna, I’d consider Kelly Brook’s ass the top of the food chain.

  13. avatar
    annaloobay 08/10/2010 14:34

    I SCUMs tits are nicer than Kellys

  14. avatar
    Zombie 08/10/2010 14:35

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  15. avatar
    Observer 08/10/2010 14:36


    ….did somebody hijack your ID?

  16. avatar
    Zombie 08/10/2010 14:39

    No Observer, just trying to spread the good word to today’s youth and encourage the education of our true Lord Lucifer. The more you read, the more you know.

  17. avatar
    Just the Tip 08/10/2010 14:47

    I never read… is there a Picture Book I can thumb through?

  18. avatar
    MrAdams 08/10/2010 14:55

    I’m not real big on organized religion.

  19. avatar
    Just the Tip 08/10/2010 15:06

    I’ve been following the Raptor Jesus.

  20. avatar
    Watt 08/10/2010 15:09

    The piranha want to fuck her too

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