Lindsay Lohan is about to be released, relapse

The new judge in charge of Lindsay Lohan will issue a “surprise, unspecified ruling” today between 1:30 and 3:30pm pt, which is widely expected to follow the advice of doctors at UCLA and release Lindsay from rehab, possibly as early as today.

Which will lead to an immediate relapse, according to a source that spoke to OK! magazine…

“Of course her UCLA doctors think she’s fine. Lindsay, as much as I love her, is an actress. The best in the business. And she can convince just about anyone, except a drug test or a Scram bracelet, that she doesn’t have an addiction problem. But she does.”
“And I hate to say this because it sounds like I’m wishing her the worst, but she will relapse when she leaves UCLA, unless she spends more time in an in-patient rehab,” the source adds. “Her system may be cleaned out of pills right now, but unless she gets away from the bad friends she has in L.A., and unless she gets into serious family therapy, the weakness in her personality will resurface.”
“Don’t think for a minute that she’s going to walk out of UCLA completely clean and sober,” the source close to Lindsay warns. “She’s on medication that is legal, yes, but she’s still on pills. And Xanax and such are mind altering. Have you ever taken an Ambien or Xanax? You’re high, right? So though she may be clinically prescribed these meds, it triggers that reaction in her that makes her want to take more and more and more the minutes something doesn’t go well in her life.”

Can the court at least make her wear a little bell or something, maybe even a cow bell, so the rest of us know when she’s around and to stay in our homes where it’s safe.