Paris Hilton was charged with felony possession of cocaine today in Las Vegas, and if convicted, she could face a minimum of one year in jail. This all began Friday night after she was pulled over for suspicion of smoking marijuana, leading police to find .8 grams of cocaine in her purse.
Okay now and try and guess if Paris was undone by good old fashioned police work, or because she’s so fantastically stupid she literally took the cocaine from it’s secure hiding spot and dropped it into the cops hand. The answer may surprise you. (NOTE: It won’t surprise you.)
TMZ says that after being pulled over…
…a crowd (gathered), Hilton said she was “extremely embarrassed” and asked the cop if she could go to the bathroom at the Wynn Hotel.
At the hotel, Paris told the cop she needed lip balm so the cop handed Paris her purse: “As she began to open it, I saw a small bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggie begin to fall from the purse and into my hand.”
The good decision making marathon continued after that when Paris told the cops it wasn’t her purse and she didn’t know about the cocaine, but did admit that all the other stuff in the purse, such as $1300 in cash and credit cards, were hers. Keep in mind when girls go out they usually have some tiny purse that holds only a few small things. But Paris would have you believe this purse was like a top hat in a magic show, you can reach in up to your shoulder, and WHO KNOWS what you’re gonna find in there. Lip balm, cocaine, some doves or a dozen roses, Paris is just as surprised as the rest of us.
Hookers and Blow, people.
Hookers and Blow.
She put’s the dumb in dumb blond.
She’s probably only going to do 30 days or less. The best thing that can happen is she overdoses between now and the trial.
I hope they wear gloves (again) when they strip search her (again)…..
…and I trust her herpetic sores on her anus will erupt (again)…
http://www.wwtdd.com/2007/06/poor-little-lamb/
Can’t we just shoot her?
I wish she would’ve gotten popped in Texas. At least she would’ve received a good beating before she bought her way out of jail.
Its pretty fucking funny to hand a cop your purse and get busted for coke.
Its like the time I asked the cop at the 7-11 to watch this 12 year old Korean girl I bought at a warehouse while I got a Slur-pee . . . .
Never mind.
Korean girls are over-priced….
Too bad ingesting large quantities of semen doesn’t give women the ability to increase their inteligence levels or else this skank would be a fucking super genius.
Paris Hilton… more like Paris Simpleton
*intelligence for all of the spell check Nazis out there!
.8 grams is not that much . . .
Goat Effer,
It does’t seem to be making you any smarter either.
SHWING!!!
That’s for being a Blackhawks fan.
♫ She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie…
Rokan - I wouldn’t call swallowing four or five loads “large quantities”, would you? I mean, I don’t really consider it gay if I don’t moan.
Ohmwrecker…….
….how much is .8 grams…..
….whenever I buy it….I always wind up with a blue plastic bottle with a baby’s ass picture on the side……
…the shit does nothing for me….
lucky for her she is above the law or she might be in a lot trouble about now
Sniff, It not my coke officer, sniff
Rokan typically a spitter……
…unless he’s playing a shitter….