These stories never turn out the way I want them to (with a hanging, and crows), but Paris Hilton could be in real trouble after Las Vegas police found almost a gram of cocaine in her purse this weekend.
Hilton is claiming it wasn’t her purse and she didn’t know the coke was there, but as a legal analyst for CBS news points out, that’s fuking retarded.
“…In the purse that she was carrying, was her prescription medication she concedes, $1,300 which belonged to her. Other items in the purse like lip balm that belonged to her. So it doesn’t really make a lot of sense that the only thing in the purse apparently that didn’t belong to her was this small bindle of cocaine that she didn’t know was there or she thought was gum. That’s not a plausible story.”
And if Paris is convicted…
“It’s a minimum of probation (but) she has a prior history here in California from 2007 of both a DUI and two probation violations. I think under those circumstances the officials would send her to jail, probably just for a short time, though.”
In LA of course she could do coke while blowing up a federal building, but this is Vegas, and it’s DA David Roger, the guy who put OJ Simpson in jail for 33 years. And he’s not dickin around. Radar says…
“Roger won’t tolerate celebrities coming to Las Vegas and thinking they can get away with illegal behavior,” said a source. “It’s going to be extremely difficult for Paris to get out of these charges.”
Roger is running for reelection and has a record of high-profile victories in the legal arena.
“This is a high profile case, right before a very important election, and it’s very likely that there will be no plea bargaining down of these charges.”
Who would have guessed that Vegas was so hardcore about a little coke. I guess I need to be careful. Because I’m always partyin. I’m always in the clubs, ya’ know, partyin all night! With my hot girlfriend. Who is a model. She goes to a different website though, so you guys wouldn’t have seen her around.
Mama had a baby and her head popped off.
DDM is no longer my Bitch. OHM your table is set. You bust out. Never back talk me.
phuk this shite
but drugs r fun!!
Is there any new information here? This is just like the last one except longer and I read less of it.
Bongo, suck my big, fat cock.
If I’m on her jury…….
…she can count on it being “hung”….if she swears I am….
Bongo…..
…you need a more informative avatar….
http://www.wild-about-you.com/GameWestBongo.htm
His palms are as good as greased but the idea of paris in an Las Vegas jail is awesome.
She’d been better off telling them it was crushed up Valtrex that she snorts for her “rash”. This gal makes a Kardashian look smart.
I’d rather read about a Lily Allen end-of-summer boob baring stunt…..
OHM get a life you bust out. Tomorrow is a new month for you. Turn your frown upside down. Your goverment cheese will be in your P.O. Box . Good living tomorrow. Now go make me a 7&7. Or find some change in your couch buy a paper and look for a job.
Eggs and toast!
fuck this dried up old wench.
Quiet!
I’m watching WonderPets!
Only queers and little girls drink 7&7s.
gram will be home soon
Rokan!!
Wonder Pets AND 7&7 ….a lazy Tuesday afternoon….
Real men drink Zima.
Rokan,should set the table and make the drinks. He lives here 7/24
Van winkle 12 year neat