Salma Hayek went to Madeo in Los Angeles last night for dinner, and to make the night special she squeezed her size Huge breasts into a top made for toddlers. After seeing Anne Hathaway earlier, I wish there was some way to bring back segregation but stick me in with the Latin girls. Because they all have long hair and big tits. I don’t know if that’s how segregation works because I don’t read, but I don’t think Latin girls do either so I can probably trick them into this.
someone said this was coming earlier but I still gotta sat TITTAAAAAAYS
*say damnit
First!! Yeow.
And stop bagging out Christina hendricks. She’s a fox.
Well, that’s a shame.
Those bad boys have got to be sagging by now
Tom, not necessarily. Sometimes genetics works in your favor.
Ohm,
These fuckers have been inflated since she popped out a kid.
By my count, she has been lactating for about four years.
I am the ultimate bust out looser today… SCUM 08/31/2010 14:29
GaGa insane? Miranda Kerr 3-D tits or Salma Hayekâs cleavage
And on a final note, find another scape-goat for Mikey. Its not me douch-nozzles.
One, the fucker is funny, puppet or not.
And B, if I am going to talk to a puppet, I will talk to The Puppet. At least his mother puts out.
Rokan, you’re cheating on my mom? You bastard!
Ohmwrecker, you think Mikey is funny? Seriously? I ought to smack your wife across the eyes for that.
Appears to be a lot of heat trapped inside that vest.
Zombie, it was a backhanded compliment/insult to Rokan. Come on, man!
Scum, I was going to mention something before, but yeah, that was pretty bad.
I bet she could still feed babies on airplanes.
Redrage,
I am cheating on every-bodies mom.
And Zombie, as you so eloquently stated when I accused you of being Bongo, “Shut the fuck up unless you know what you were talking about.”
That is all.
I don’t recall that Rokan. Are you sure it wasn’t Pepper’s puppet of me who said that? Point taken nonetheless, fart blossom.
Zombie,
Let’s go have a beer sometime and chase down some skanks and blow.
My treat.
Is fart blossom the new redneck wigger slang or something?
I thought Pepper was “Mikey”…..
…..something about the spelling….
Rokan….
…what were my three puppet names, again?