Snookis naked ass is as bad as it sounds

By brendon August 16, 2010 @ 12:02 PM

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Are you just sitting there at work because you couldn’t think of a good fake excuse and you’re not sick? I’ve got a better idea. Open these pictures. Snookis naked ass will take care of that.

(image source = splash news online)

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(56) Comments

  1. Watt 08/16/2010 10:05

    I’d eat that orange ass out like a melon.

  2. Watt 08/16/2010 10:07

    damn brend, howd you know?

  3. Dee Dee Emm 08/16/2010 10:14

    please don’t perpetuate her pseudo celebrity status any more then it already has been. This fake pig isn’t even Italian. Fuck her, the show, and anyone who watches that brain liquefying scripted bullshit. God dammit it need some coffee….

  4. BALLSY 08/16/2010 10:18

    The sad thing is she thinks she is pretty!

  5. Watt 08/16/2010 10:21

    She’d for sure be a trophy fuck.

    “nastiest pig you’ve stuck, winner gets a beer.”

    “snookie”

    “…barkeep!”

  6. LingLing 08/16/2010 10:22

    Do not want.

  7. LingLing 08/16/2010 10:23

    Is she really naked, or is there a suicidal thong shoved up that crack?

  8. ohmwrecker 08/16/2010 10:23

    In the old times a freak of nature like this would be kept locked away in a dungeon somewhere safe from public view. Today we put them on TV . . .

  9. MrAdams 08/16/2010 10:25

    Actually, I believe that is Snooki’s best side.

  10. rokan 08/16/2010 10:31

    I’d put two in the stink.

    And by “two,” I mean two fists.

  11. Dee Dee Emm 08/16/2010 10:33

    “In the old times a freak of nature like this would be kept locked away in a dungeon somewhere safe from public view”

    I can’t tell you how much i wish that was still true. More then half of the talentless morons on tv need to be offed, or put in a cave somewhere and left to rot and die.

  12. pepperjr. 08/16/2010 10:34

    My guess?
    She will have a spread in Hustler……looks like a self promo shot……she is not as stupid as she looks………..Larry Flint likes this!

  13. ohmwrecker 08/16/2010 10:37

    Flip flops and tube socks is a bold fashion statement.

  14. ohmwrecker 08/16/2010 10:38

    Hustler . . . maybe she should hustle up some underwear . . . or self respect.

  15. Dee Dee Emm 08/16/2010 10:44

    self respect seems to be a dying quality these days. Self adoration and narcissism are alive and well though.

  16. ohmwrecker 08/16/2010 10:46

    I guess I should be thankful that I can’t see her vagina.

  17. rokan 08/16/2010 10:46

    I think pepper has a point. He knows all about the modeling business, having broke into men’s Euro-porn back in his days at Club 57

    My guess is she already has a deal to show her hatchet wound in Hustler.

  18. pepperjr. 08/16/2010 10:48

    Give the fuzz ball a cookie…the boy is quite obtuse….

  19. ohmwrecker 08/16/2010 11:00

    I would eat her out for the opportunity to vomit in her pussy.

  20. Dee Dee Emm 08/16/2010 11:03

    ok so pretty much every guy who’s fukked her has said to himself “what a pig this girl is, ughh i might as well have some fun with this one” and then went on to see how much he could get away with. I’m sure this pig has been pissed in, farted on, shit smeared, and degraded past the point of Taboo many many many times. This is the kind of girl that while she’s sucking your cork bone dry like her life depends on it just to get a millisecond of approval from you, you rip ass and squeak out a ripe one just to see her reaction.

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