Just a few hours ago, Paris Hilton went on her twitter to say that one of her biggest fans tried to break into her house this morning and give her a stabby present lol.
“So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting (him).”
And then she posted the picture above (full size copy here) showing this young go getter in handcuffs, being hassled by the man. This is obviously very sad and serious but Paris Hilton sucks so who gives a fuck. Life is a precious gift, but let’s not get carried away.
DISAPPOINTING UPDATE - Look, everyone wants to stab Paris Hilton to death, I don’t think anyone has come here today to dispute that, but I don’t think it would have killed this guy to plan this out a little better. Paris told Radar she woke up when she heard the suspect banging on her windows and her dogs barking loudly. “What a scary sight to wake up to. I can’t believe the knives he was carrying. Thank god the police arrived quickly.”
eat shit z!
Bummer . . .
So… Airkat? American Kami? Lacy Szabo? Mercworx? Extrema Ratio? Details, dammit!
Probably some bullshit Frost Cutlery bowies with pakkawood handles…
Maybe he was there to audition as her personal chef.
Well, there’s 10 Gs I’m not getting back….
this dude obviously had a lot tied up in the death pool
take up a collection for the defense fund?
we don’t want things like fear of prosecution to discourage similarly enterprising young folk from trying this again in the future
Knifes? Or Knives? Dimwit.
nice call REM
This guy should get “LOSER” tattooed on his forehead. Or better yet, “LOOSER”.
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I would stab her asshole right after i’d have streched it
DIE DIE DIE MY DARLING!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wonder how long till we get the ” tiger’s #1 whore wants tiger back now that he’s divorced” post?
“I think I’ll go for a walk out side today. The Summer sun’s calling my name.”
Paris Hilton’s dog with a “semi”….
http://twitpic.com/2hmhxn
now THAT’s what I consider news….
The guy may have been fighting his way OUT of the house…..
…I’d like to hear both sides first….
People who cannot properly pluralize the word knife should not have that much money. She should be working at McDonald’s.
Ohmwrecker…..
…she “works”?
…I’m not sure I’d want her handling my 3rd pounder…….
(unless I was wearing a “durex” extra-large)
So the CDC bounty remains uncollected…
Listening to the new Dead Confederate record . . . I recommend.