tuesday morning headlines

By brendon August 10, 2010 @ 11:16 AM


KARISSA AND KRISTINA SHANNON – are the twin sisters who used to date Hugh Hefner, and they kissed at the Playboy Mid Summers Night Dream party Saturday (full size pic here). I think one of them even used some tongue. If I weren’t in a Starbucks right now I’d masturbate to this until a ghost came out of my penis. (pacific coast)

SNOOKI – says she didn’t like being in jail for public intoxication 10 days ago, and that, “I’m too pretty to be in jail. I’m a good person. I’m not a criminal, and I will never go back there.” Have they made the Jersey Shore porn parody yet? Because that line and this scene would be good for that. Then Deputy Lasagna and Officer Bigballs could train her. (mtv)

KELLY BROOK - was at the Playboy Mid Summers Night Dream party too, but she didn’t kiss any other girls so she didn’t get to be the banner picture. I’m tough but fair.

(86) Comments

  1. avatar
    RemSteale 08/10/2010 11:17

    Nope, the idea of sisters kissing doesnt do a lot for me, bit too Jerry Springer

  2. avatar
    KoJo2389 08/10/2010 11:19


    The thought of twins is nice, but when you think about it… *shudder*

    Still fucking hot, though.

  3. avatar
    pepper 08/10/2010 11:19

    Rem..do you have attractive sisters?
    I’ll watch…..

  4. avatar
    Watt 08/10/2010 11:20

    Incest is hot. You brits are such prudes

  5. avatar
    pepper 08/10/2010 11:22

    If you don’t tell me, I’ll just ask zombie…..he has your family photos……

  6. avatar
    RemSteale 08/10/2010 11:22

    Be sure to watch “Close My Eyes”, it will be right up your street

  7. avatar
    MongroJacksonII 08/10/2010 11:24

    Mongro’s back again… Me and my boy once picked up two half sister strippers back when we went to school in Buffalo and switched off on them. They had a lesbian act they did together as well and stripped at one of our rush parties.

    One lived in a house where she was allegedly raped by her husbands father on a regular basis, and the other one lived with her mulatto baby in a trailer park in “South Park” which was the actual name of the town.

    Good times, good times.

  8. avatar
    RemSteale 08/10/2010 11:24

    Zombie only has pics of my wife and kids, kind of like a hostage deal

  9. avatar
    Race Bannon 08/10/2010 11:24

    Kinda weird…and not in a good way.

  10. avatar
    Heisenberg 08/10/2010 11:24

    In a Starbucks again, huh? Don’t worry, I envision a time in the near future where wireless companies will offer small portable cards that will act as backup connections. Oh wait, I’m being told those have been available for over 10 years now. Carry on.

  11. avatar
    Race Bannon 08/10/2010 11:27

    Kelly Brook is a fox.

  12. avatar
    Zombie 08/10/2010 11:28

    Rem, pay the ransom and I’ll relinquish the photos. Wheres my money man, I want my money, you gonna give me my money?

  13. avatar
    Watt 08/10/2010 11:28

    Starbuck in the reimagined series was a hot horny bitch.

  14. avatar
    RemSteale 08/10/2010 11:29

    Anything, just give me back my babies! And leave Britney alone!!

  15. avatar
    MrAdams 08/10/2010 11:31

    I can’t believe the Playboy Mansion is still around. Who buys that magazine anyway? I’d never pay money for out of focus, air-brushed pictures of scantily clad women when there is the internet.

  16. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 08/10/2010 11:31

    “The Jersey Shore XXX, a Porn Parody” has already been made, but I understand they are making a part 2.

    I’m proud to say I saw the first one, and it’s more of a comedy than a porn. I laughed through al of these. I fonud myself actually fast forwarding through the sex to get to the dialog…it was just that stupid and funny!

    The Porn star who played snooki, could have been her twin! Her HOT twin!

  17. avatar
    Watt 08/10/2010 11:33

    Same people that buy this shit


  18. avatar
    RemSteale 08/10/2010 11:38

    Has anyone ever bought Playboy? Even before the internet as a teenager I used to steal it from the newsagents.

    Helped that I was taller than average………

  19. avatar
    Zombie 08/10/2010 11:39

    through al of these. I fonud myself


    Mac-Daddy, did you momentarily shapeshift into an illiterate monkey halfway through that composition of gibberish?

  20. avatar
    RemSteale 08/10/2010 11:42

    “Snooki” and “hot” dont really go together

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