MICHAEL DOUGLAS – has throat cancer, and is about to start 8 weeks of chemo. And since if he dies, Catherine Zeta Jones will be rich and single, his treatment isn’t gonna go so well if you catch my drift. (the sun)
LAURENCE FISHBURNE – has spoken to his daughter Montana for the first time since she announced she’s going into porn, but it was only to tell her he isn’t speaking to her until she gets out of porn. Luckily for him there are a lot of girls out there named “Montana Fishburne”. I bet most of his friends haven’t even made the connection. (popeater)
JESSICA SIMPSON – says she wishes she had a bigger ass and smaller tits. In other words, unemployed and anonymous. (huff post)
BRITNEY SPEARS – looked great on her way to Westlake studios in LA yesterday, which means today she’ll look like complete hell again. It’s a little game she plays. (x17)
Can’t see me, fools!
Meh meh meh and meh
I’m not speaking to Montana Fishburne either until she gets whatever that is on her ass looked at, that shit might be contagious.
TMZs Tuesday Morning Headlines is more like it.
She looks good enough to abduct.
Jessica Simpson is half right.
“Montana Fishburne” is an old Native American phrase that loosely translates to: If you stick your cock in the place that smells of fish, it will soon burn like a volcano.
Adams +3
I can hear the ‘tick,tick,tick’ as we near this peak in the rollercoaster.
Britney’s wearing a bra! Stop the presses!
And what happened to the Denise Richards post?
Must be halftime in the starring contest between her nipples and her feet. I want to bugger her shitter.
Ah I have a clone now? Haha. Knock yourself out.
I’m a nihilist. I believe in nothing
Z, it must be a slow day on the presses.
Sup, RedRage.
How’s Mom?
I like tits.
RedRage, just an obsessed clown exercising his pent up animosity. If you’ll notice George Romero saved a picture I posted almost 2 years ago, made a poor excuse of a gif with it (which he wasn’t even smart enough to upload as an animated avi), and now has resorted to cloning my name in hopes of pretending to be me. As I said last week I am better than everyone else, and people hate what they can’t be. Romero is a daily dose of proof to back that up. Even his user name has “I want to suck Zombie’s cock” written all over it. Pity the peasant.
Doritos are delicious!
Hey Rokan, Mom is doing well. She said to day hello. I stole a pair of her panties for you. The crotch looks like the head on a pint of Guinness.
Z, who is George Romero? Must be nice to be loved!
Watt, way to go bro! You’re failure to find female company has brought the great state of Utah the ultimate prize!
http://leenks.com/link295515.html
*say….