Victoria Silvstedt is better than nothing

August 18, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Victoria Silvestedt pranced around in her bikini in Monaco today, but pictures like this aren’t as exciting now that we know she’s a professional prostitute.

It would be one thing if she did porn, because girls in porn let us watch as they get to know the pleasures of life, and they’re tested and they usually have sex with the same circle of people, but Victoria will have sex with pretty much the entire spectrum of life on planet Earth. And by now she’s so worn out you’d have to hit her with a defibrillator while you were humping her to even feel any sensation at all.

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