09.02.2010 American Idol might still hire Jennifer Lopez

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Despite being unpopular, unqualified, and a demanding pain in the ass, Jennifer Lopez is apparently still the producers top choice as the third judge on American Idol next season, and things could be official in just a few days. It’s astounding, but TMZ says…

…contrary to some news reports, there has been no drama and no diva demands.  As one source puts it, “It’s been typical negotiating.”
We’re told … absent a last-minute snag (which is highly unlikely) … the deal could be inked as early as next week.
“Idol” sources say producers believe Jennifer is the key to re-energizing the show.

The only real problem with her as a judge is that no one likes and she has no idea what the hell she’s talking about. Is there a show that combines a hot dog eating contest with making your maid cry? Because if there was a show like that, she’d be all set.

(65) Comments

  1. SCUM 09/02/2010 18:16

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  3. Bono is a cunt 09/02/2010 18:28

    I like her big ass I have to admit. I’d need something like a duck-billed platypus to spank it.

  4. JR 09/02/2010 18:29

    Who fucking cares? How is this news? Its only news if she actually makes it as a judge on a show that is going down the toilet.

  5. Bono is a cunt 09/02/2010 18:35

    Is maith liom thóin mór ar cailín. Ceapaim go bhfuil thóin iontach spancáilacht uirthi.

    Google translate THAT bitches!

  6. The Puppet 09/02/2010 18:52

    Bono, I don’t give a shit to look it up, BITCH!
    Now bring me my drink!

  7. MrAdams 09/02/2010 19:06

    The only real problem with her as a judge is that no one likes and she has no idea what the hell she’s talking about.

    Since when is knowing what you’re talking about a prerequisite for being a judge?

  8. JRS2 09/02/2010 19:11

    “she has no idea what the hell she’s talking about”

    Do any of the judges ever know what the hell they’re talking about?

  9. The Puppet 09/02/2010 19:17

    You two need to share a room.

  10. Chicagoaniml 09/02/2010 19:21

    just like most posts this week I think the target Audience of this site is a 15 year old girl!

    J-LO is still hot as hell and has a gorgeous ass!

  11. pepperjr. 09/02/2010 22:20

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    I hate this fucking band…good for the Irish…..

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  14. Gildorg 09/02/2010 23:27

    Wow, those Irish folks were a little pissed… It was kind of an asshole-move to make your fans wait 90 minutes and then not apoligize for it…

    What is with all the damn spammers on here, lately?

  15. Mony Vibescu 09/02/2010 23:40

    Did she not say that nineteen American Negroes spunked inside of her?

    When one laps the sperm of the oppressor (the one who supplants Wisdom), they lose their Self as well as their cunt.

  16. The Original Lo Rider 09/03/2010 00:05

    Apparently, Thursday is SuckDay here on WWTDD. Lame posts, lame pics, and Bren|)0N’s baselessly kissing Kardashian’s ass as usual. Suck.

  17. Mony Vibescu 09/03/2010 00:11

    My post transcends the others; I am sucked off by the Other… The universe becomes an immense red wound, a cunt… The globe shits the Other from the heavens… her intact anus at eighteen years…

  18. j4ck4l 09/03/2010 00:20

    She looks like shes trying out for the next fecal Japan.

    Also, who fuck thinks any of this is news. These people are only relevant as society chooses to uplift them, so i come here to take pot shots at them.

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  20. Mony Vibescu 09/03/2010 00:48

    Jackal, there is sperm inside your bum, my pretty quim!

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