A former bodyguard for Britney Spears named Fernando Flores will file a lawsuit today accusing her of sexually harassed him, hitting her kids, having sex in front of her kids, and even forcing them to eat until they vomited.
If this sounds familiar, it should, because he first made all these charges back in June (1,2). And Britney was investigated by the LA County Dept of Children and Family Services, and cleared almost instantly, because there was, “absolutely no truth to the accusations.”
But Fernando has no plan B, so he’s gonna try again.
Radar has seen a copy of the suit.
At a hotel in California, “Plaintiff perceived, during security checks of the perimeter, Defendant loudly having sexual relations while her two children were in the suite with her,” Flores is set to charge in the suit.
He also claims that Britney sent him on errands twice and when he returned her saw her “having vigorous sexual relations.”Flores describes an alleged incident where Britney asked the guard for his belt and then: “Defendant Spears immediately ran back towards her house screaming ‘Preston’ (i.e. Sean Preston, her elder son). She entered the residence through two French doors on the north side. Plaintiff exited the pool house, hearing Sean Preston screaming in terror and pain, and saw Defendant Spears at least twice savagely hitting the small child with Plaintiff’s belt.
That belt thing is literally the exact same thing he accused her of in June. So if this dork is just gonna tell a bunch of lies, hopefully he’ll at least make up new ones. Like say she fucks a horse, and runs an underground street racing tournament, and she does the voice for ‘Mr. Burns’ on ‘the Simpson’s’ but hides that money from the government.
“Vigorous sexual relations”?
..he’s lying…….if he said dolorous and slothful…..I’d give him his day in court….
Also…..
….it’s a suite…..that’s like fucking your wife while the kids are asleep in their own bedroom……(a rarity, actually)
Beating a kid with a belt is recommended by pediatricians in case your hand gets tired……
a) No one cares
b) She’s probably a terrible mother, anyway
c) Having sex while your kids are home is not a crime, having to hear her is
d) No one cares
This dude isn’t gonna win, especially with zero evidence. At best, he gets Social Services involved, who she pays off, and it all goes away again.
Guy is gonna spend more money TRYING to get back at her for no reason. Ain’t gettin’ money back on this one, dumbass. Let her kids get their ass beat so they can turn into drug-addicted losers later in life, writing best-sellers about their abusive mother who was a terrible hick.
She’s about to make me abuse my penis
I have nothing to say about Brittany, but that Nikita promo at the top of the page looks like a big-budget porno that I wouldn’t mind watching. Since it’s not, though, I think I’ll pass.
My penis threw up this morning.
Admiral ….I ‘Nikita’ blow-job is a TV show isn’t it?
I’m looking through facebook and see that a rather rotund “friend” of mine got a new iPhone 4. When I asked her if it had a boyfriend app, I lost a “friend”.
There are pills for that sort of thing, SCUM.
Is there an app for funny? because this site needs one.
I just don’t buy this whole “Nikita” thing. It’s cool to dress Asian chicks up in long red dresses that slit all the way up her leg and it’s cool for her to off guys with a wide assortment of weaponry. I am just cro-magnon enough to state there’s not a woman out there who can physically kick a normal guy’s ass. So all these movies where the chicks don warrior outfits and roll out with the guys to do the whole “warrior” thing can just kiss my ass from now on. You may as well ask the audience to believe a man can fly.
And don’t get me started about chicks and math.
I hope bloggers write stories when Katy Perry finally has kids…..
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Garlic makes my feet stink.
This site is DOA
Puppet,
Where’s my drink you looser!!?
Rokan…..
…..when eating…use a fork instead…..
People, GET A JOB!
Puppet……
…are you hiring?
…..because I insist that you swallow….
I think Mommy Flores mighta been too harsh and way too friendly with Fernando there once upon a time.