Britney Spears talks about the lawsuit

Radar caught up with Fernando Flores yesterday, the first outlet to find him since he filed his lawsuit claiming Britney Spears beat her kids and sexually harassed him when he worked for her as a bodyguard.

He doesn’t really answer any questions, but he does look dumb as a rock. Because he is. Keep in mind that his lawsuit is filled with accusations that, as Britney points out on her website today, have already been dismissed once.

The Department of Children and Family Services conducted a proper investigation surrounding Mr. Flores’ accusations and have closed the case without any further action.

Just so you know, I grew up like 20 minutes from Britney, so the idea of being objective on this has gone right out the window. I don’t want to think she hits her kids because it would make us look bad. We’re not from Alabama for christs sake. Of course those inbred hillbillys beat their kids, their kids are goblin toothed bastards, but people from Louisiana are awesome.

So if it turns out Britney is feeding her kids broken glass: “Whatever. Glass is mostly silica, and that’s in our food anyway, so how bad could glass really be. Now stop your whining and eat your bottle before it gets cold.”