Emma Watson is a good classmate

September 29, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor | 0 Comments

Emma Watson is back in Rhode Island to begin her second year at Brown, and though her dykey hair cut is repulsive (it’s Daniel Tosh with tits), I would still have sex with her because she’s Hermione. How can you not bang Hermione? If we were in class together, I’d be all like, “Hey. Hey Hermione. So you like magic wands, huh? You like those? Magic wands? Yeah, well I got a magic wand for you right here baby.” And then I’d point to my crotch just in case she didn’t get it. And then she’d get all turned on and we’d do it.

NOTE: the “magic wand” is my penis

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