Halle Berry has taken a new lover

By brendon September 10, 2010 @ 2:38 PM

Halle Berry has been seen a lot with ex boyfriend Gabriel Aubry lately, which sort of makes sense since they dated for 4 years and had a little girl together in 2008, but since they broke up in April, she hasn’t had much of a social life. “Will this gorgeous millionaire with big tits ever find love again,” I fretted.

Yes, as it very surprisingly turns out. With a French guy named Oliver Martinez. Hey People magazine, who is Oliver Martinez?

Never married, Martinez has been romantically involved with a number of beautiful women, including Juliette Binoche, Kylie Minogue, Mira Sorvino and now, apparently, Berry. Earlier this year, British papers reported Martinez was seeing Victoria Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

So he’s nailed a ton of beautiful women and he’s a French?! Oh I simply adore him! Maybe if we met he could insist I refer to him only as “The Baron” to be even more likable.

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(22) Comments

MisterD 09/10/2010 14:42

This cougar is going to need a cane soon.

CrappyCar 09/10/2010 14:46

I’d add some cream to her coffee.

Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/10/2010 14:47

what? no 43 photo gallery of the same pick to go along with the post? I feel cheated.

Woodsman 09/10/2010 14:49

Cheated? Imagine how the guy who used to do Halle’s bikini-waxings feels

MisterD 09/10/2010 14:50

I wonder if she’ll be on the prowl at bingo parlor soon, or may be the assisted living facility where this old bitch will surely end up someday. She was hot circa that Fish thingy movie, but since then… bleh- even Monsters Balls she was not all that. Product of hype bullshit promotion. Gawd the world sucking so bad it may soon suck unto itself.

Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/10/2010 14:50

http://thedailywh.at/post/1087767285/a-laurel-burch-designer-pillow-im-boned

mikey the retard 09/10/2010 14:55

black gerls have big nipples and wiry public hair

Woodsman 09/10/2010 15:06

I think I dated one once.

mikey the retard 09/10/2010 15:11

did she taste like licorice?

SCUM 09/10/2010 15:11

<<<<< I like girls because they have three holes and no poles.

Zombie 09/10/2010 15:16

Coincidentally she was in “Jungle Fever” back in 91′.

Holy shit, 1991. I was still in single digit age. Remember those days, Scum?

Just kidding goat. I know it’s probably hard to recall what you had for dinner last night.

SCUM 09/10/2010 15:24

I had Pablum last night Zombie.

mikey the retard 09/10/2010 15:26

i had toaast for a snack last night i do not no what cramblum is.

mikey the retard 09/10/2010 15:27

is it anything like manjam?

SCUM 09/10/2010 15:27

I know that shitty Black album came out around 91.

MisterD 09/10/2010 15:29

’91… wow, She may be getting close to the lifetime achievement point- soon she’ll develop that raspy voice and smell like diapers….

Observer 09/10/2010 16:51

Mister D….@14:42 AND 14:50……

…for your sake….I hope your health plan (or Obama’s) has a great Vision Plan…..

…because you need new purple contacts……they make bifocals now…