These pictures show either:
A. Hayden Panettiere and her boyfriend, heavyweight boxing champion Wladimir Klitschko, in Munich this weekend for Oktoberfest.
B. Once upon time there was a beautiful maiden who lived in a poor provincial town, and her kindly old father got very sick. An mean old ogre made him better in exchange for her hand in marriage. Later, a handsome young blacksmith and a magic duck pushed the ogre off a cliff or some shit like that.