09.08.2010 Heidi Montag is in a bikini

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Heidi Montag has been in Costa Rica for a few weeks now, but she keeps busy by pretending to sell a sex tape and pretending to divorce her husband and pretending get her implants taken out.

At least she better not get her implants taken out. Huge tits are the only good thing about her. They’re perfect. And sexy. And practical. If you laid some kind of waterproof fabric on top of her boobs, you could mention that on your taxes, and write her off as a new roof.

(image source = pacific coast)

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  1. Ghost 09/08/2010 16:46

    Heidi truly is the hottest girl in Hollywood.

  2. MisterD 09/08/2010 16:47

    The clouds part, rays of sun shine down on the masses, little cupids with harps are playing… the crowd applauds… and right now it is tissue time somewhere for some. Amen I say!

  3. The Puppet 09/08/2010 16:48

    DOA !
    Only IDIOTS believe in Satan or God!

  4. The Puppet 09/08/2010 16:48

    GOD, I think I love Heidi.

  5. RangerLG 09/08/2010 16:49

    “Heidi Montag is in a bikini”

    ……and?

  6. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/08/2010 16:52

    Ghost, go kill yourself.

    Fuck this place. its lame city today. have a good one everybody.

  7. MrAdams 09/08/2010 16:52

    Do you really think Heidi Montag looks better in a bikini than Rosie O’Donell?

  8. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/08/2010 16:53

    ps, FIX YOUR ROOTS YOU WORTHLESS ATTENTION/FAME WHORE!

  9. The Original Lo Rider 09/08/2010 16:55

    Rosie O’Donnell would only look good on a spit.

  10. Watt 09/08/2010 16:59

    Fucking new posts.

    Atheistic Satanists simply believe in satan as a symbo for mans traits, or god as a prime mover at most

  11. MrAdams 09/08/2010 16:59

    …on a spit with a watermelon in her mouth, roasting over an open flame on a beach as the sun sinks in the West.

  12. The Original Lo Rider 09/08/2010 17:01

    weemowep o weemowep o weemowep o weemowep
    o weemowep o weemowep o weemowep o weemowep

    In the jungle the mighty jungle Rosie sleeps toniiiiiiiiiite

  13. Watt 09/08/2010 17:02

    Rosie is more of a hippo than a lion

  14. The Original Lo Rider 09/08/2010 17:03

    I don’t know any songs about Hippos.

    Hasta Luego, malcontents!

  15. rokan 09/08/2010 17:03

    I said, “God Damn!!!!!

  16. KoJo2389 09/08/2010 17:04

    Honestly, she looks NORMAL without the make-up. Almost kind of pretty.

    All other times she just looks like a stupid bitch.

  17. Observer 09/08/2010 17:06

    Mr. Adams ….@16:52

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RXuURnAJ-tg/SzH1fMCNClI/AAAAAAAArW8/KH74D_FGaXA/s400/Rosie+O%27Donnell+46+xxx.jpg

  18. Observer 09/08/2010 17:07

    Watt…..

    …strong evidence that God Exists……(safe for work)

    http://imgur.com/gallery/09C5G

  19. rokan 09/08/2010 17:07

    Dirt,

    If you can’t find something wonderful in a dumb as shit blonde hottie you need to really take stock in yourself.

  20. taz 09/08/2010 17:10

    Her body is fantastic

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