it doesnt matter if Paris Hilton is lying

When Las Vegas police found cocaine in Paris Hiltons purse last week, she claimed she didn’t know anything about it, because it wasn’t her purse. She borrowed the purse, and she never knew there was any cocaine inside, she said. That was a lie very obviously, but can the Vegas police prove it’s a lie?

Turns out they don’t actually care either way. The LA Times says…

Whether Paris Hilton owned the purse she was carrying that contained cocaine is irrelevant, Las Vegas police say.
What is important is she had possession of it with narcotics inside, they say.
Hilton has insisted the purse she was arrested with Saturday night is not hers. And in the days since, several websites have produced photos she allegedly posted on Twitter before her arrest of the purse in question.
But Las Vegas Police Metro police say what is relevant are the credit cards, cash and prescription medications inside the purse that did belong to her.
“We took the narcotics but gave her back the purse. It does not matter if she says the purse is not hers, it was in her possession,” Las Vegas Officer Barbara Morgan said in an e-mail to the Times. “I cannot tell you how many times I have found narcotics in people’s pants pockets, and they tell me the pants are not theirs. We don’t take their pants from them.”

And to prove she’s too dumb to even be nervous, Paris went down to Hawaii this weekend with her boyfriend, Cy Waits. I’m surprised he had time in between his 40 weekly upper body workouts. It’s tough, but looking like a former wheelchair athlete who can walk again now always is.