Jennifer Lopez is a mean selfish cunt and everyone hates her, so when reports claimed her insane demands made it impossible for ‘American Idol’ to sign her as a judge this season, they seemed extremely believable.
After all it was only 7 months ago that Sony records dropped her for the same reason. Because dealing with her pissy attitude wasn’t worth it now that no one buys her records.
But then yesterday, TMZ said, “someone is trying to sabotage ‘American Idol’ by dragging Jennifer Lopez through the mud.” They said those stories were lies, planted by her enemies. Lopez is a delightful woman it seems, and nothing at all like Oh wait never mind she still sucks….
“(American Idol is) taking all the attention of what a nightmare J.Lo is to work with…”
“Of all the people I have ever worked with, no one was more difficult than Jennifer,” a magazine editor tells (Popeater). “When we shot her for a cover, her list of demands were crazy. She needed an all white room scented with Jo Malone candles. She insisted on having a banquet of food — that she never touched — and even had the nerve to ask for a specific type of private plane.”
Nonetheless, yesterday she signed a one year contract for $12,000,000.
So if you ever want to know why most movies and TV sucks, there you go. Because Hollywood is run by retards. No one likes her, she can’t sing, she’s not smart or funny, she adds nothing but pandemonium to a live TV show. They might as well have hired a hundred wild pigs, set their tails on fire and just turned them loose on stage.
$12mm? f*ck me
I would like to sweep her leg then put her in a figure four lock.
12 Million a year and the bat shit crazy comes out to play…
Meanwhile Snookie only makes $30,000 per episode.
Just doesn’t seem fair… Can we have more of Heidi’s Boobs?
Z: why not the Boston crab? With her giant trunk it would be fatal.
SCUM: please remember to put “only” in quotes.
I can spew meaningless gibberish for $12mil a year.
No wonder the sand n*ggers hate us. Barb accidents happen and I’m sure spunk can’t feel good on the eyes. Z seen the commercial but never the game, haven’t played Halo since Halo 2.
“only”
it sounds like Barb has experience with flubber spunk.
I’d still bang her
SCUM: “thank you”
mini: +1
Chicago: yes, but you would feel dirty for having done so
OK, that’s my time. Airport calls. Adios, villains.
In other news an extra wide chair is being constructed top hold her fat ass
If I made that kind of money…
I’d put it in my 401 k so I can retire early.
if I made that kind of money I would be one fancy bitch.
those 2 (AI/JL) deserve each other
(I’d still bang her too)
J BLOWs
Now that I want to see…a hundred wild pigs on stage would be hilarious!
Mini-Mosh is fucking hilarious lately…