09.24.2010 Jessica Alba is naked. In a sense.

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Jessica Alba has a really hot shower scene in ‘Machete’, and some stills of it have leaked online. Even though she actually filmed the scene with a bra and panties on, and they digitally removed those later, she still looks naked, and that’s more than enough for me. I thought Jessica Albas face appeared to me in a piece of toast one time and I masturbated to that. I assure you “Jessica Alba naked but not really naked” is close enough.


(18) Comments

  1. CleanDick 09/24/2010 18:05

    Dirty Dirt McGirk will LOVE this.

  2. pepperjr. 09/24/2010 18:05

    Looks like photoshop to me..needless to say, I’ll wait for the 5 dollar dvd..it will be here next week….

  3. pepperjr. 09/24/2010 18:07

    *scratches head*..I should read this shit before I post……

  4. Shiss 09/24/2010 18:11

    Well Jessica Alba simulated naked isn’t the same as another Lohan update, but it’ll have to do for a few minutes until we get another one.

  5. Watt 09/24/2010 18:11

    This is more like it.

  6. Gildorg 09/24/2010 18:15

    I torrented that piece of shit movie…

    There is no Shower scene in the movie that I remember…

    Perhaps this is one of the DvD “Extras”…

  7. pepperjr. 09/24/2010 18:21

    Gildorg just changed my mind..not spending 5 dollars on crap..I’ll buy beer …

  8. SCUM 09/24/2010 18:49

    The Mexicunts near my house are selling already.

  9. Soup Sandwich 09/24/2010 19:04

    What a prude bitch.

  10. minimosh 09/24/2010 19:56

    I remember in Dark Angel when she would “go into heat” because of the feline DNA that was spliced with hers and she’d be all slutty having sex with randoms. Now she’s won’t even do a scene without granny panties on? :(

  11. MrAdams 09/24/2010 19:58

    I think this is a fantastic story! Not only does it hint at an unseen nudity, but it’s not about Lindsay. Win-fucking-win! Now if it had true nudity, and I’m talking prominent labia, I’d be in Heaven!

  12. Gildorg 09/24/2010 20:57

    Mr Pepper,

    Sir, your five dollars will be much better spent on the Beer, I assure you!

    Good Call!

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  14. Tits 09/25/2010 07:47

    What’s this story got to do with Lindsay Lohan?

  15. MisterD 09/25/2010 10:08

    I think we’re reaching a bit too far on this one.

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  17. Crestien 09/28/2010 21:12

    Check Out Alba’s Tweets and Photos:

    http://chirrps.com/jessicaalba

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