09.09.2010 Jessica Simpson is the secret Project Runway judge

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The ultimate winner of Project Runway is decided every year by giving a few of the designers a runway show at Fashion Week in New York. It’s a big deal, a huge honor, so they always get a really fashionable celebrity as a guest judge. Or in this case, Jessica Simpson. People says…

With her new denim line in stores now, it’s only fitting that Jessica Simpson is getting her fashionable feet wet at the runway shows of New York City Fashion Week. And on Thursday, the starlet made a trip to the Project Runway finale, where she was announced as the surprise guest judge.

Jesus Christ, are people in that audience actually applauding? I thought fashion people were mean. Boo that fat bitch. Don’t encourage her. Style and beautiful clothes are your life, and she’s selling denim bras and panties. “BOOOO, BOOOOO YOU SUCK!”


(38) Comments

  1. Habitual Line Stepper 09/09/2010 14:08

    For a second there I thought it said New York City Fat Shun Week, and thought Jessica would be perfect for it.

  2. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/09/2010 14:10

    brittany, jessica heidi snookie paris repeat…

  3. Thundercunt 09/09/2010 14:11

    Aren’t fat people banned from fashion shows? I mean, like, ewww, she’s like, a size 14.

  4. Habitual Line Stepper 09/09/2010 14:11

    The denim thong … Perfect for the girl who doesn’t use that thing for anything other than peeing anymore … and doesn’t mind it chaffing right shut.

  5. Thundercunt 09/09/2010 14:12

    DDM, you forgot Lindsay. She’s good for a post per day.

  6. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/09/2010 14:14

    thundercunt, i didnt forget linsday, you would know that if you paid attention in the previous post. you get no stickers for today.

  7. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/09/2010 14:15

    annnnnnnnnnnnnd, I just poooped. Holly fuck this place is ad city without a popup blocker or ABP installed.

  8. Woodsman 09/09/2010 14:18

    Z: from previous - fair point

    5 hours and 13 minutes ’til the drought is over

  9. Thundercunt 09/09/2010 14:18

    I don’t really pay attention to any of these posts.
    I’m not sure why I even bother to comment anymore, either. I guess I can chalk it up to sheer boredom.
    And that’s two bad I only needed one more gold star for a free Tootsie Roll.

  10. Thundercunt 09/09/2010 14:19

    Pop-ups? Never seen any on this site.
    Argument FOR Mac, +1.

  11. MisterD 09/09/2010 14:19

    I didn’t know this was a food eating contest. I thought she was going to take Man Versus Food… dunno….

  12. J-Sausage 09/09/2010 14:21

    Fuck Mac, just get Firefox.

  13. Habitual Line Stepper 09/09/2010 14:24

    They are WAY fucking better.
    Argument FOR Mac, +2

  14. Gildorg 09/09/2010 14:24

    I use a couple of Pop-Up and Ad Blockers… So far, just loading this page, it blocked 15 or so…

    Yeah, having a Fat Chick judging a Fashion Show doesn’t really seem kosher…

  15. Goat Effer 09/09/2010 14:36

    Seems to me that Jessica is more qualified to judge a pie eating contest at the local county fair than a fashion show.

    That said, I’d still be interested to find out what her pussy smells like.

  16. DWG184 09/09/2010 14:49

    your all fucking morons, yea shes so fucking fat. moronic yes

  17. DWG184 09/09/2010 14:53

    does it really make you fucking tards feel better bashing a woman thats not anorexic? maybe its just you the ones who are fucking fat and it makes you feel better putting someone else down.

  18. Watt 09/09/2010 14:56

    Your snookie might come true. She tweeted while striving and the mayor of newark tweeted her back she deserved a ticket.

  19. Woodsman 09/09/2010 15:08

    DWG184 = divorced white girl, 184lbs?

  20. KoJo2389 09/09/2010 15:12

    lmfao!

    First of all, I don’t give a fuck. It’s NOT a good fit for her, and it should be a clothes designer, not some huge bitch who gave an idea to a designer and threw her money into the planning phase.

    Second, Heidi Klum should not be tagged at all in this story. It’s embarrassing.

    Third, how much weight has this bitch put on?! My GOD!

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