09.03.2010 JWoww in a bikini: the Portrait of a Lady

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Last night on the ‘Jersey Shore’, JWoww got into a profanity-fueled fist-fight with Sammi Sweatheart, but today she wrapped her huge awesome breasts in a bikini and got some sun. And it was awesome. Especially the way her legs just kind of flop open when she’s on her back. Probably out of reflex. I would bet that this chick has been on the losing end of a roofie on more than one occasion.

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(25) Comments

  1. i hate you 09/03/2010 14:04

    yes

  2. Admiral 09/03/2010 14:07

    Aw man, another rich loser that WWTDD is going to track day and night until we’re all so sick of them that… well, that we just keep coming back for more so we can complain. Dammit.

  3. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/03/2010 14:09

    uggghhhhh more average trash bitches with shitty implants, who’s 15 minutes of fame are extended for months by places like this…..

    Fuck you, and fuck the jersey shore cast. I hope they all die in a house fire.

  4. minimosh 09/03/2010 14:10

    at least they’re fully paid for.

  5. Zombie 09/03/2010 14:10

    Sammi Sweatheart? I’m assuming that’s a typo… or is it?

  6. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/03/2010 14:10

    don’t worry admiral. I would be my left nut, that in 10-15 years, all of the cast is broke, washed up, depressed, drug addicted, and in therapy whining about the “good times” and how they don’t understand how it went downhill.

  7. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/03/2010 14:11

    nah Z, he calls him Sammi cause he thinks it’s cute and that’s the kind of shit that dudes who smoke pole do.

  8. The Original Lo Rider 09/03/2010 14:13

    DDM, I have to disagree with you - her implants are pretty damn good.

  9. Zombie 09/03/2010 14:14

    Heh Dirt. I was referring more to the “SWEATheart”. So Sammi is a guy? That got into a fistfight with JWoww, who is that girl up top right?

  10. Zombie 09/03/2010 14:17

    I’ve always wanted to see Chuck Woolery and Roger Lodge duke it out.

  11. Just the Tip 09/03/2010 14:17

    If only those power lines would snap and fall.

  12. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/03/2010 14:18

    Z, i dont know man. Do you think i actually watch that show or know who the fuck any of those disposable meat heads are? i’m tempted to become famous by driving to the shit hole town their beach house is in, and stand in front of it throwing handfulls of fresh man poo at them. Fuck that show and anyone who actually enjoys it.

  13. wickedb 09/03/2010 14:24

    Where are all the sexy readers with real tits?

  14. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/03/2010 14:26

    looks like MTV’s check showed up just in time for labor day weekend….

    new up, if you consider more Jersey shore pigs something “new”.

  15. Zombie 09/03/2010 14:27

    Nah I just figured their bios are all over the place in your area. I know how you feel though. There is a reality show about repo men filmed 30 minutes from where I live. It’s called All Worked Up and comes on TruTV. The guys on the show, Ron & Bobby, are the biggest retarded pieces of hick shit you could imagine and an awful representation of common NC residents.

  16. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/03/2010 14:28

    fuck Z, did we just find common ground?

  17. The Original Lo Rider 09/03/2010 14:49

    Zzzzzombie you need your own reality show. The working title could be “Sad Little Man”.

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  19. sadpanda 09/03/2010 15:09

    “I would bet that this chick has been on the losing end of a roofie on more than one occasion.”

    In her case, I might call it the winning end …

  20. handbanana 09/03/2010 20:54

    JPloww…uhhh

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