Officially Lindsay Lohan has been in 4 different drug rehabs (she checked into Wonderland on 1.17.07, Promises on 3.28.07, Cirque Lodge on 8.6.07, and UCLA on 8.2.10) but it’s 5 if you count when she entered Pickford Lots on 6.15.10, just before appearing before a judge after violating probation.
Oh, hey, while we’re on the subject of going through the motions to trick a judge…
“A source tells X17 that Lindsay Lohan checked into a rehab center in Southern California late last night.”
It’s not clear what rehab she’s in, but it doesn’t matter because it’s not gonna work. Does she even know these places are rehabs? ‘Wonderland’ and ‘Cirque’ both sound like rave bars where everyone would be on ecstasy, ‘Promises’ sounds a spa, and ‘UCLA’ sounds like it would be nonstop drinking.
And since it won’t matter, let’s reminisce and stare at her naked in New York magazine, since that’s the only thing she’s good for these days. Her only value to society is as a life support system to a pair of awesome tits.
I blame the schools. And Lindsay, of course.
But mostly the schools.
Yes.
Lohan is of Irish and Italian heritage and was raised as a Catholic.[4] Her maternal family were “well known Irish Catholic stalwarts” and her great-grandfather, John L. Sullivan, was a co-founder of the Pro-life Party in Long Island……. I bet her great-grandfather is rolling in his grave regretting the whole pro-life thing.
First thing I’m gonna do when I get home is punch your mama in the mouth!
6th time is a charm…
“Read more”?
What are you fucking joking?
It’s not worth reading two lines of your cut and paste shit from other sites.
LOOSER!
okay I’ll bite. How much does a front page post cost?
Paging Doctor Drew… Paging Doctor Drew, Code “Lilo 7&7″- STAT to the VH1 Set….
Any Selena Gomez nude pics hit the net yet? Just wondering, I know they wouldn’t get posted here till after Lilo’s next court date.
It has been said (by “they”) that addicts don’t “truly” seek a cure until they hit rock bottom……..
….and Lindsay’s rock-bottom and the shaft of my cock share a quantum identity…….
I’m betting Selena Gomez LOVES the feel of a throbbing cock draining onto her “I’m still a virgin” ass cheeks…..
She looks so high in these pictures. I think the odds are 1/1,000,000 she’s sober here.
Also, she has no goddamn hips. I don’t think big tits count for much when they’re grafted onto the body of a 13 year old boy.
I’m still saying you cannot properly diagnose Lilo until you get a stool sample.
The first thing i would do is weigh it.
I’m guessing she puts out about a 10 oz shit at each dump.
Besides having Lindsay Lohan withdrawal, what is the point of posting this story? She’ll leave re-hab in a few hours and declare herself cured.
just take away her phone and twitter access - she would spiral out of control into depression then she could get a prescription for medicinal marijuana. everything is just fine.
why are you so fixated on this worthless cunt. She better be paying A LOT of money for the posts because you are loosing readers with every additional lohan post. Oh, and the posts aren’t funny, informative or newsworthy, nor do you make fun of her anymore. Hacks.
DDM don’t come into this room blaring your wanna be intellect crap. Unless you brought us a drink. So drop the drinks off and don’t let the door hit you in the ass!
bongo, how’s my dick taste? are you full yet? im beginning to chafe and you are gumming my shaft like a manatee….get some more lessons from your mother for Christs sake. She knows how to smoke a MMMMEEEEAAAANNN pole… Your G-ma has had a lot of cocks in her mouth too, im sure she can give some pointers. Got any kids? If it’s a daughter, im sure she has the family blessing as well.
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