Every time Radar gets an big exclusive story, TMZ will immediately try to undermine it. Today, Radar said Lindsay Lohan hit a baby with a car. Guess what happened next…
An eyewitness to the alleged Lindsay Lohan “hit-and-run” tells TMZ … the photogs who sold the after-the-fact video are lying.
There’s a nameless source who says it’s all bullshit? What a lucky break!
The eyewitness — a photographer — says Lindsay was leaving her apartment building Wednesday (not yesterday) and was turning onto Holloway Drive with a green light.
You hear that people in the crosswalk? Signal or not, fuck you.
The photog says Lindsay “ever-so-slightly tapped the stroller — like 1 mile an hour.”
Keep in mind that Lindsay was pulled over for running a stop sign 3 days before this. But, when she has a green light, she allegedly drives 1 mile per hour. Is she simply so dumb she doesn’t know what the colors mean?
Also, didn’t this story begin by saying it’s all a lie, that Lindsay did not hit a baby with a car? Because I’m pretty sure we just confirmed it.
The photog says Lindsay pulled over, asked the nanny pushing the stroller if everything was okay and was told everyone and everything was fine, so she drove off.
And yet when Radar asked Lindsay about this incident, she said, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.” She didn’t remember stopping to check on the baby stroller she hit and making sure everyone was okay.
So far … no one has gone to the West Hollywood Sheriff’s Department to file a report.
You mean that illegal immigrant pushing the stroller? She didn’t go to the cops, huh? Well fuck me. CASE DISMISSED!
Lindsay Lohan only barely— Bren, just call it a fucking week. This is ridiculous.
Nobody filed charges: she was paid off.
And so ends another week of my life….
Lindsay has big ass tit-ays!
Been a rough week my way. I think I’m going to seclude myself from society for the weekend… maybe run around my house in the same pair of boxers for 3 days straight inhaling junk food and booze.
Do you know how hard it is to do ONE MILE PER HOUR in a Maserati??
Something reeks of shit here…. besides my dog’s breath.
I just realized that I dont care about any of this. Ugh. I need a beer.
and a joint for that matter…
I love the quality of writing in this particular post. Its VERY similar to a post I read earlier today…”Since TMZ is butt-hurt RadarOnline beat them to the punch on the Lindsay Lohan hit a baby story, they’ve gone to great lengths to shred its credibility, and to their credit, they’ve managed to whittle it down to Lindsay only gently nudged the stroller – WITH AN AUTOMOBILE – but stopped to check on the child which is why she’s not being reported for hit-and-run: More »”…I won’t name the site cause the dudes a penis joking douchebag…but his post was up quite a while before this one. It just makes you wonder…
and now i care even less, if thats possible.
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For what it’s worth, it doesn’t matter if she hit it at 10 miles and hour or at one mile per hour. Who hits a baby stroller?
A dangerous ex-con with a drug and alcohol problem who has been taught by society that she is above the law, that’s who….
When did this site become WWLLD? Let’s move on…
Tonight… YOU.
Well said, cheeky,\.
Unless she gets her tits and ass out asap, then fuck this cunt.
I agree with Thundercunt - those cars idle at like 10 mph, 1 mph is such bullshit. According to the letter of the law, no matter how slight, making contact with a pedestrian, while in a cross walk, regardless of the color of the signal IS A FUCKING CRIME- MOVING VIOLATION-
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