Lindsay Lohan wants to be a mom

By brendon September 09, 2010 @ 4:57 PM


Lindsay Lohan is dumb, immature, irresponsible, a thief, an alcoholic, a drug addict, has $600,000 in credit card debt, millions more in regular debt, and has no current source of income. And believe it or not, none of those are even the best reason why she shouldn’t have a child.

According to In Touch, this is…

Lindsay hates being alone and thinks a baby would make the perfect companion. “She needs to be around someone nearly 24 hours a day,” the pal says. “She thinks having a baby could straighten out her life.”

So she’s an annoying pain in the ass who drives everyone away, and instead of changing, she’d rather invent someone without enough muscle tone to run. And then once they get it, we’ll have a whole new version of Lindsay.


If the governor doesn’t kidnap Lindsay and fill her vagina with concrete, than he’s a disgrace to the Republican party.

(36) Comments

  1. avatar
    MrAdams 09/09/2010 17:01

    A perfect set.

  2. avatar
    BlackTar 09/09/2010 17:03

    i’d fucking fuck her and fish-eating lesbian friends in front of their fucking mothers

    cum dumpster? You’re shooting high, lilo.

  3. avatar
    BlackTar 09/09/2010 17:04

    ..and ALL HER should be in there somewhere…

  4. avatar
    MisterD 09/09/2010 17:12

    Maybe she can lease or time share one of Angelina’s kids or something.

  5. avatar
    Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/09/2010 17:12

    you used that “fill her vag with concrete” line on Brittany already. Find some new material to both post about and, also in the posts. You could always go back to calling every one a terminator, that seemed to do well for you..

  6. avatar
    BlackTar 09/09/2010 17:19

    bitch has got knees like a 50-year-old. Way to take care of yourself, freckles.

  7. avatar
    Woodsman 09/09/2010 17:19

    he should say “top kill” – - that could work out

  8. avatar
    i hate you 09/09/2010 17:20

    knee fat is best covered with knee pads

  9. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 09/09/2010 17:21

    Look at the bright side, at least she’d be running over her own kid

  10. avatar
    i hate you 09/09/2010 17:25

    -or- you can just change the picture to titties.

  11. avatar
    ohmwrecker 09/09/2010 17:32

    “Disgrace” and “Republican party” pretty much goes without saying these days.

  12. avatar
    Woodsman 09/09/2010 17:33

    Does LiLo understand the havoc this will wreak on her already saggy dugs?

  13. avatar
    Woodsman 09/09/2010 17:34

    ohm: what’s the frequency you’re tuned to?

  14. avatar
    Woodsman 09/09/2010 17:35

    that’s me in the corner

  15. avatar
    ohmwrecker 09/09/2010 17:39

    23.12 Hz.

  16. avatar
    KoJo2389 09/09/2010 17:47

    Oh who cares?

    This bitch is gonna do what she wants, whenever she wants to, as long as the law keeps bending FOR her.

    Chances are, she’ll fuck K-Fed, get knocked up, dump his ass, and find some rich sugar daddy for herself, only to have her drug addiction get flown blown, overdose, and lose her kid.

  17. avatar
    MrAdams 09/09/2010 17:47

    Arnold Schwarzenegger isn’t a true Republican, he just an actor. He needs somebody to write cool shit for him to say because he can’t think up the stuff himself.

  18. avatar
    Chiefs420 09/09/2010 17:48

    You don’t think this ditzy bitch hasn’t been filled with semen a million times already? The only thing that wombs seen in the last few years has been coat hangers.

  19. avatar
    MisterD 09/09/2010 17:49

    Whats the frequency Kenneth?

  20. avatar
    Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/09/2010 17:51

    way to recycle the same pic….again and again…..

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