Lindsay was drinking when she apologized on twitter

As part of her probation, Lindsay Lohan isn’t allowed to drink or use drugs, so when she failed a drug test last week, many thought nothing had changed. But then, unlike in the past when she pretended to be sincere but always shifted the blame, this time she went on twitter and took full responsibility for her actions.

And then after that she ordered more whiskey, because she was in a bar drinking while she did it.

…a witness saw (Lohan) craft her statement that night on her Blackberry at Hollywood eatery Magnolia — and tells the new Us Weekly that a flippant Lohan laughed and quaffed Jack and Cokes as she typed.
Lohan composed her missive as her assistant and a male pal coached her on how to make it “more personal,” the witness recounts. “Her friend would say, ‘No, use ‘setback,’ don’t say ‘mistake.’ They’ll say you make mistakes all the time!” The friend went on, “It’s better to say you’re responsible. Denying it will just get everyone mad per usual.” Lohan’s response: “She giggled” and had her assistant order her another Jack and Coke.
The actress, who has been to rehab four times, even joked about drinking whiskey that night, telling pals, “What are you gonna do? I’m ill” — making air quotes with her fingers.

This is quite a badge of honor for the rehab at UCLA. Lindsay was supposed to be there for 90 days, and in like 3 hours she tricked them into letting her go. They do have doctors there, right? Medical doctors? I’d like to see some background checks. Because sometimes people will just call themselves “doctor”. Like DJ’s. And people who are really good at BBQ. Does UCLA have kick ass music and smell like hickory? Someone should look into that.