ADVERTISEMENT

Lindsay Lohan will not be going to jail. At all.

September 24, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

The Lindsay Lohan probation drama began because Lindsay was arrested, twice, for a DUI and possession of cocaine, among other things. She was placed on probation, which she violated several times. So now she’s on probation for violating that probation, which she violated in under a month with two positive drug tests. So what will happen to her tomorrow when she faces a judge for all this?

Absolutely nothing.

“One of two things could happen,” Deputy District Attorney Danette Meyers explains to E! News. “The judge could remand her into custody and set her bail, and she could bail out tomorrow. Or she can come in and just admit the violation and he could sentence her right there, I’m not sure what he’ll do.”

So if her remands her into custody she’ll make bail and get out, but if she admits she violated her probation, that’s 30 days in jail, right? We were told every violation carried a minimum of 30 days in jail?

But this 30-day sentence would be subject to the realities of jail overcrowding, which means Lindsay would go to jail for booking and probably be released an hour or two later.

What a fantastic system. So after 3 years of this, Lindsay is still on drugs, which she’ll admit to in court but apparently never be charged with, she’ll only be charged with violating her probation. And she’ll get locked up for 2 hours. I got locked up longer than that when I wouldn’t eat my vegetables.

Tags: lindsay lohan




Disclaimer: All rights reserved for writing and editorial content. No rights or credit claimed for any images featured on wwtdd.com unless stated. If you own rights to any of the images because YOU ARE THE PHOTOGRAPHER and do not wish them to appear here, please contact us info(@)egotastic.com and they will be promptly removed. If you are a representative of the photographer, provide signed documentation in your query that you are acting on that individual's legal copyright holder status.

Advertisement


Advertisement


Related Post

Advertisement


Advertisement


Advertisement