09.23.2010 Lindsay Lohan will not be going to jail. At all.

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The Lindsay Lohan probation drama began because Lindsay was arrested, twice, for a DUI and possession of cocaine, among other things. She was placed on probation, which she violated several times. So now she’s on probation for violating that probation, which she violated in under a month with two positive drug tests. So what will happen to her tomorrow when she faces a judge for all this?

Absolutely nothing.

“One of two things could happen,” Deputy District Attorney Danette Meyers explains to E! News. “The judge could remand her into custody and set her bail, and she could bail out tomorrow. Or she can come in and just admit the violation and he could sentence her right there, I’m not sure what he’ll do.”

So if her remands her into custody she’ll make bail and get out, but if she admits she violated her probation, that’s 30 days in jail, right? We were told every violation carried a minimum of 30 days in jail?

But this 30-day sentence would be subject to the realities of jail overcrowding, which means Lindsay would go to jail for booking and probably be released an hour or two later.

What a fantastic system. So after 3 years of this, Lindsay is still on drugs, which she’ll admit to in court but apparently never be charged with, she’ll only be charged with violating her probation. And she’ll get locked up for 2 hours. I got locked up longer than that when I wouldn’t eat my vegetables.

(70) Comments

  1. duckbutter 09/23/2010 19:32

    Instead she’ll be coming over to my house and swinging her big tits around my face. I swear those things just keep getting bigger

  2. taz 09/23/2010 19:48

    Oh come on!

  3. Duto 09/23/2010 19:49

    PLEASE stop posting shit about this bitch. We get it, she’s above the law. Maybe if we ignore her now she’ll go away.

  4. Observer 09/23/2010 20:15

    Unless she locked onto a leather bondage fuck machine…….there will be NO justice…..

  5. Observer 09/23/2010 20:19

    she’s

  6. Mony Vibescu 09/23/2010 20:24

    Is it enjoyable to apply the salve to her labia?

  7. duckbutter 09/23/2010 20:44

    my current girlfriend (won’t last long) told me last night that my balls smelled like Arby’s buns. But, I had been sweating and I think Arby’s buns smell kinda nice so fuck her (which I did real hard).

  8. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/23/2010 20:52

    you should go to jail for keeping this trash whore relevant.

  9. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/23/2010 20:57

    you’ve already posted what is essentially this same story, 15 times already. Give it a fucking rest hacks.

  10. pepperjr. 09/23/2010 21:02

    I love LiLo..I can’t get enough of her….Brendgey, keep posting pictures of her big tits…BRAVO!!!!

  11. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/23/2010 21:07

    great pepper, keep encouraging him. god dammit!

  12. duckbutter 09/23/2010 21:07

    Pecker how’s the cow pushing business?

  13. pepperjr. 09/23/2010 21:14

    DDM…what can I say..she has great tits……keep them coming…..and..I finally decided to be a sell out and agree with everything Brendgey writes………isn’t he the greatest?

  14. brymick11 09/23/2010 21:14

    Guess i gotta ask the obvious, why do you still give a fuck about this bitch? You complain about her downfall, but in reality if she didn’t exist you wouldn’t have anything to post.

  15. duckbutter 09/23/2010 21:28

    I’m with pecker. I love lilo in fact I see my first tatoo in the near future.

  16. las_veganon 09/23/2010 22:31

    Jesus, with her going to court, can you imagine the pile of fail this site is gonna be tomorrow?

  17. meow 09/23/2010 22:52

    She’s trash and hopefully she’ll die soon but like winehouse she’ll probably stay alive just to spite us.

  18. minimosh 09/24/2010 00:01

    I bet when she dies the shadows come alive and snarl horrible sounds and pull her to hell. You know. Like in Ghost.
    It’ll happen.

  19. Shiss 09/24/2010 01:24

    Ho hum… Let me know either when she finally ODs or when she takes that final step into hardcore porn. Until then, I don’t give a shit.

    Come to think of it, I only care about one of those outcomes. See if you can figure out which one.

  20. Gildorg 09/24/2010 01:24

    I like her boobies…

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