Lindsay Lohans probation has been revoked, warrant issued

As previously implied by the headline, Lindsay Lohan’s probation was revoked today and a bench warrant was issued for her arrest after she failed at least one drug test last week. Us magazine says the warrant will be held until 8:30 a.m. Friday, when she is due to appear in court.

The real question now is, how fukced is she? Because on top of the one drug test for coke, TMZ says…

Lindsay failed two drug tests — One for cocaine, and now we know the second was for amphetamines.
We do not know which test came first — the cocaine or the amphetamine.  But we’re told both tests were taken close together.

What it doesn’t say is what kind of amphetamines. Is it Adderall, which she has a prescription for, or is she on meth now too? “Amphetamines” is one of those buzz words people like to throw around to scare everyone. Sort of like how, I think being Diora Bairds secret admirer is kind of sweet, but it makes a “sexual predator” if you let her smart ass lawyer tell the story.