Lisa Marie Presley landed in a heap on the stairs to her London hotel, but to be fair, she was incredibly drunk. Based on my experience with dozens of stoned suburban white girls, it’s safe to say they’re not natural climbers. I have one of those Scooby Doo levers that turns my stairs into a slide anyway, to make sure they can’t get out, but I don’t need it to be honest. It’s fun though. You should see how surprised they look!
(image source = pacific coast)
That’s not what I was looking for after a morning of no new content.
When is Emma Watson going to do a sex tape?
she’s a drunk, and you are a shitty writer.
Louisiana Chicken wrap from Mr. Sub = yum.
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rokan, you got some explaining to do…..
Dirt,
I hope their clams are half that furry.
Ugh… what a stupid, worthless fucking story. Way to wake up, find 6 pictures, and write a random paragraph. Skill.
She’d been out partying in the Green Lantern’s limo.
Worthless
bitch puked on my back seat
Who hasn’t gotten drunk and fallen down? I do it every night. It’s called “bedtime”.
. . . then she went inside and died on the toilet.
Last time I got drunk and fell UP stairs I landed inside a fat chick, took me 10 strokes to get out.
She fucked Michael Jackson.
I doubt it, Rokan.
Football is a sport for Idiots who believe in Satan or God.
God, The dirty things I would do to LMP.
Ok,
Puppet fucked Michael Jackson.
Now that I believe.
Puppet is Macaulay Culkin?
Puppet is Justin Tsimbidis.