Paris Hilton used to hide cocaine in her vagina to sneak it past airport police when traveling, according to a new book. And also, just, according to common sense. It just seems like something she would do.
The book was written by former ‘Girls Gone Wild’ cameraman Ryan Simkin, and he claims ‘Girls’ founder Joe Francis once had him deliver cocaine to Hilton during a photoshoot for Seventeen magazine. After that, the Hollywood Reporter says…
Hilton was leaving for Europe, Simkin writes, and he alleges he brought her a little Camel cigarette box filled with cocaine and ecstasy for her trip.
“I asked if she was flying private, and she said, ‘No, commercial.’ And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X,” Simkin writes in the book. “She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch. Classic.”
The only part I don’t believe is that this whore is tight enough to keep a small cigarette box inside of her. It would bounce around, she would sound like a rattle. She would still get caught because the cops would think she was smuggling a piggy bank.
Fist yourself Rokan.
tee hee. I’ve TOTALLY done that before. Works like a charm!
And THAT would be the safest thing her vag has ever carried..
Wouldn’t it be cool to watch Her and Lindsey Lohan fight to the death. All we need is the worlds largest crack rock.
Does she remind anyone else of Michelle Pfieffer at the end of Scarface?
I would cum in her sister’s hair.
Hail Satan!
So that guy, like, finked her? Snitch bastard!
Insert Crack Joke Here.
I know I’m supposed to hate her and stuff .. but really, if a chick that hot walked up to me and pulled 16 grams of coke and 8 tabs of e out of her snatch I would be forced to party with her in a big big fucking way.
Once I got off my knees and thanked God and told him that was sorry for ever doubting that he existed and all that shit …
HLS,
That is an interesting perspective.
I think you will go far in life with that attitude.
Its very progressive.
Looks pretty good to me. A tall, hot blonde (atleast in these pictures) with drugs in her snatch? Does not get much better than that.
By definition “crack cocaine”?
Hey, no “boo”-ing in here!
Adams,
I know its cool to dog on these Hollywood bitches, but quite honestly, I would fuck them all.
‘cept for Lindsey. (Well ok, her too.)
Not only would I be glad to rape..I mean, fuck Paris…but theres coke in her vag???
Bonus!
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:: Puts cold Peroni on the window sill ::
Have a coke in a vertical smile?
what the hell do I get?
:: Puts grilled cheese sandwich and bowl of chocolate ice cream out ::
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