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Paris Hiltons boyfriend ran over a paparazzi

Let's just go through TMZs bullshit summary point by point...

It all went down as paparazzi swarmed the car as Paris and Cy Waits left Boa in West Hollywood.  The posse of paparazzi was all over the car, when suddenly Cy accelerated, knocking a photog down.

Tragedy strikes without prejudice. One minute you could be standing in the street in front of a moving car at night flashing bright lights into the drivers eyes, and the next you're in the hospital. It's all random, you have to make the most of every day. Promise me, after you're done here, that you'll go home to your loved ones, and hold 'em tight.

The couple took off and the photog called the cops.

"This car just came out of nowhere!"

Paramedics were also called and took the female photog to a local hospital.

"We have a fattie with a boo-boo, I need double-bacon brownies and a fried chicken STAT!"

We're told at some point later, Cy came back, sans Paris, and spoke with police. Law enforcement sources tell us Cy was cited for hit-and-run, then allowed to leave.

"Just so you know Mr. Waits, we're gonna let them blast air horns and shoot flares at you from now on, too."

And get this ... sources say Paris is saying, "The pap is making up injuries."

As if she isn't gonna be rich enough once her pictures of Paris Hilton sitting in a car on a Wednesday night hit the open market.

Law enforcement sources also tell us they're looking into all of the photogs, because flashing the lights could have blinded the driver ... which may constitute interfering with the operation of a motor vehicle -- which is also a crime.

"We hid some snakes in his car too, but that's no reason for him to drive around at 5 miles per hour like some kind of maniac."

(video source = pacific coast news)

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