Let’s just go through TMZs bullshit summary point by point…
It all went down as paparazzi swarmed the car as Paris and Cy Waits left Boa in West Hollywood. The posse of paparazzi was all over the car, when suddenly Cy accelerated, knocking a photog down.
Tragedy strikes without prejudice. One minute you could be standing in the street in front of a moving car at night flashing bright lights into the drivers eyes, and the next you’re in the hospital. It’s all random, you have to make the most of every day. Promise me, after you’re done here, that you’ll go home to your loved ones, and hold ‘em tight.
The couple took off and the photog called the cops.
“This car just came out of nowhere!”
Paramedics were also called and took the female photog to a local hospital.
“We have a fattie with a boo-boo, I need double-bacon brownies and a fried chicken STAT!”
We’re told at some point later, Cy came back, sans Paris, and spoke with police. Law enforcement sources tell us Cy was cited for hit-and-run, then allowed to leave.
“Just so you know Mr. Waits, we’re gonna let them blast air horns and shoot flares at you from now on, too.”
And get this … sources say Paris is saying, “The pap is making up injuries.”
As if she isn’t gonna be rich enough once her pictures of Paris Hilton sitting in a car on a Wednesday night hit the open market.
Law enforcement sources also tell us they’re looking into all of the photogs, because flashing the lights could have blinded the driver … which may constitute interfering with the operation of a motor vehicle — which is also a crime.
“We hid some snakes in his car too, but that’s no reason for him to drive around at 5 miles per hour like some kind of maniac.”
(video source = pacific coast news)
sweet, a cut and paste post from TMZ about paris hilton…..Great work….Glad to know you are earning your keep.
Hack.
Knocking the website you copy and pass from? Tsk, Tsk!
(Refuses to address this post out of solidarity)
Now if the photographer got some good shots of the exhaust system under the car, that would be something.
Too many words
<<<<<< And this is a picture of the alleged “female” paparrazi. Just call me Scoop Nitzger.
Hit and run is all I see
@DDM - You’re doing it again, that thing where you talk bad about something you didn’t have to visit (this site) or read (this post). Take it up with your mom, she’s upstairs making you a snack.
I refuse to act like anyting involving Paris infected cunt is still relevant.
and yeah, at whomever asked last post….anything not just wells a buck. It was blissful. Even shots ie-jagerboms which are normally like 6-7 bucks, yeah….a buck. it was the quickest, cheapest best drunk that I have had in a long while…
I also remember fondly beer busts there is still a place around here that does like 7 bucks buys the cup and its all you can drink from like 7-10
clean dick, you are doing it again, reading my comments and then taking the effort to comment on them. And for the record, my parents keep me locked up in the attic, not the basement. That’s where they keep their gimp. And just to let you know, even if you didn’t put @ in front of my name, i would still know you were directing your comment my way. Amazing right?
I know I always bitch about this kind of shit… but Paris Hilton? Seriously? She’s even less of a story than Blohan.
At least Arianny Celeste is doing Playboy next month, I’m sure we’ll get the pics in a couple of weeks. That’s the only thing I can look forward to from this place.
Dz, watch out, “you don’t HAVE to come here and read the site you know”. Some people might take a liking to you and start commenting on the valid complaints you make….
Lather, rinse, repeat… nothing really changes, does it?
The only people who don’t think this site jumped the shark a long time ago are those who weren’t around to witness it. They’ll come around after the 5th Lindsay story in a row for the 19th day straight and then we can pull the “If you don’t like it, leave!” Chris Crocker bullshit on them. LEEEAVE TYLER ALOOOOOONE…
you’re making fun of the paps? don’t you make a living buying their photos you dumb a$$….
holy fuck, lohan just had a withdraw seizure in rehab, fell down and hit her head Jet Travolta style and is now in a coma!
pacific coast news was there on hand to take pics, and Gloria Allred will be holding a press conference later today with Dina Lohan, to announce their law suit of the furniture company she hit hear head on. Sources say Dina will also use this time to announce Ally lohan’s new line of morning after pills and anti septic body wash……
They can cross-promote it with Jamie Lynn Spears’ Home Abortion Kit.
She will also be suing the entire Nation of Colombia blaming them for Lindsy’s coke addiction, and is filing another suit in L.A. against Jesus for inflicting Lindsay with seasonal allergies. Dina claims that due to head colds and post nasal drip, Lindsay has not been able to work or fulfill her contractual obligations, resulting in a 47 billion dollar loss of income over the last 72 hours.
Some of you guys actually still read the stories?