‘the Tourist’ has a new trailer

When Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie and director Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck announced they were making ‘the Tourist’, I think we were all like, “finally.” The three of them, together at last. And then they filmed it in Paris and Venice, so I sort of assumed it was gonna be something different. Not… this.

This could have been made with Seth Rogan and Anne Hathaway and been the exact same movie. Or Katherine Heigl and Russell Brand. If Depp and Brand are ever reading the same script, Depp needs to slap whoever gave it to him. This thing is one “holding onto a priceless vase during a fight so it doesn’t break but then after the fight the girl opens the door and he’s behind it and it does break” away from being a Jackie Chan and Teri Hatcher movie.