09.02.2010 Thursday morning headlines

kellan_lutz_abs

PARIS HILTON - is lying. She said she borrowed the purse that had cocaine in it when she was arrested in Vegas. If that’s true, she borrowed a purse identical to this one, which she bragged about on twitter in July. Shocking, isn’t it? Just when you think you know someone. (radar)

ELLEN POMPEO - has 12 toes. At least according to this nonsense. I don’t mean to brag, but I think I know a toe when I see one. (daily mail)

KELLEN LUTZ - of ‘Twilight’ was seen outside his Studio City apartment yesterday, and there haven’t been many pictures of him on here before, but now it makes sense. Now I get why those girls at the pool thought I was Kellan. I mean, my eyes are more of a piercing blue obviously, but I had sunglasses on, so, yeah, from this distance, I can totally see it. (fame)


(40) Comments

  1. Watt 09/02/2010 12:04

    Wrong tits!

  2. RemSteale 09/02/2010 12:06

    One for the ladies then?

  3. JR 09/02/2010 12:11

    Come on, lets get a drugged out media whore with huge tits frollicking in a thong up quick!

  4. RemSteale 09/02/2010 12:11

    Now you’re talking

  5. The Original Lo Rider 09/02/2010 12:12

    You gotta envy Ellen Pompeo’s traction! The right foot looks more like a photo shop than the real deal.

    Does anyone else here think Kelly Osbourne’s gotten kinda hot? She’s not in this post, of course, but her pic’s on the right of my screen and I refuse to talk about the guy pictured in this post. Way wrong tits!

  6. Dirty Dirt McGirk 09/02/2010 12:13

    a bare chested man gallery? Fucking Twilight man gallery!?!?!?!

    YOU SIR, GARGLE BALL SACkS AND SMOKE POLE ON A DAILY BASIS….

    Fuck this shit I’m out. I hope you shit your self on the ride home from the Buzz media office.

  7. JR 09/02/2010 12:13

    Her head is still too fucking big.

  8. The Puppet 09/02/2010 12:15

    anyone else have an erection?
    Just me?

  9. rokan 09/02/2010 12:15

    I wonder what his clam smells like.

  10. RemSteale 09/02/2010 12:16

    I wouldnt say Kelly was hot, but at least she looks less like a beach ball now

  11. Goat Effer 09/02/2010 12:17

    I wonder how many cocks he sucked in the parking lot while walking to his car.

  12. MisterD 09/02/2010 12:20

    Is that what a real man is supposed to look like?
    Self improvement is masturbation.

  13. JR 09/02/2010 12:23

    The 25-year-old actor tells Us Magazine that while

    “it’s nice to be one of the guys that can help sell a movie by taking his shirt off … By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career.”
    Lutz goes on to say that even when he’s asked to do talk show appearances, “they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off.”

    When he’s not melting hearts (and eyes) with his bod, Kellan’s all about doing good. Aside from his constant animal awareness contributions, he recently helped out with the St. Bernard Project, where he helped construct five houses in New Orleans for victims of Hurricane KatrZZzzzzz
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……….Snore.

  14. Watt 09/02/2010 12:23

    DDM gone? Our little hitler is probably jacking it in delight.

  15. JR 09/02/2010 12:24

    Sorry i fell asleep reading that.

  16. MrAdams 09/02/2010 12:24

    Yeah, these aren’t the titties I requested.

  17. Goat Effer 09/02/2010 12:28

    @ JR - the fact you got that far before nodding off shows what a determined individual you are.

  18. rokan 09/02/2010 12:30

    I’m a little worried that Rem only felt that this was, “a bit gay.”

  19. JR 09/02/2010 12:33

    I’m on a 50 hour energy high….

  20. SsnakeOil 09/02/2010 12:33

    When did this become What Would Donna Durden Do?

    Isn’t it funny that the ‘Nistas can drool over hot women, but as soon as there’s a guy up there, we have to look away?

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