09.28.2010 You would cry too if you had to see Knight and Day

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Like a dark ominous cloud over the sea rolling in the from the west, ‘Knight and Day’ had it’s Japanese premiere in Tokyo earlier today.

Tom Cruise scared some little kids (“Why his crothes so tight? No I no want see, he rook rike pervert!!”) but thanks to things like Gamera and Pokemon, Japanese kids think ugly monsters are friendly and here to protect them, so when Cameron Diaz arrived, she turned those frowns upside down.


(21) Comments

  1. Chicagoaniml 09/28/2010 15:22

    “Why his crothes so tight? No I no want go, he rook rike pervert!”

    Why you talking like Scooby Doo and what was the point of showing us pics of Tom Cruise in a tight shirt? Maybe Perez Hilton IS the new poster here.

  2. MrAdams 09/28/2010 15:23

    I thought “Knight and Day” was already released to DVD.

  3. SCUM 09/28/2010 15:31

    Brendez Hilton?

  4. SCUM 09/28/2010 15:32

    Night and Day came out in 1946.

  5. Zombie 09/28/2010 15:35

    Did you see it on opening day Scum?

  6. Zombie 09/28/2010 15:40

    I’ll bet Tom cracks a corny joke every time he sets his Bugatti Veyron on cruise control.

  7. i hate you 09/28/2010 15:44

    tom cruise beckons the aliens to come for him

  8. rokan 09/28/2010 15:55

    That’s right, Iceman. I am dangerous!

  9. SCUM 09/28/2010 15:56

    Yes indeed Zombie, that Cary Grant is quite the looker.

  10. Observer 09/28/2010 16:04

    The Cameron Diaz quip was funny…..ish…

  11. MisterD 09/28/2010 16:05

    It would have been better to not have even reported this you know?

  12. Chicagoaniml 09/28/2010 16:14

    Filmdrunk: “Jeffrey Jones, best known as Principal Rooney in Ferris Bueller, turned 64 today, and also pleaded guilty to violating the terms of his previous conviction of a sex offender.  It turns out he sodomized a child, NINE TIMES.  I kid, I kid.  Er, I mean I was joking.”

    Now the guy who writes for filmdrunk is funny! The NINE TIMES line was funny as hell

  13. rokan 09/28/2010 16:19

    Observer,

    Can you keep your comments negative please?

    There’s no place for band-wagon jumpers on this site.

  14. Observer 09/28/2010 16:27

    Rokan…..

    negativity?

    …consider it done……

    5 - 12=?

    17 x (-3) = ?

    one, two three……put your pencils down….NOW!

  15. i hate you 09/28/2010 16:30

    let’s be positively negative.

    i bet tom cruise fucks dedicated scientology students in a grande experiment to take over the world with compulsion driven midgets.

    i am your leader. you must have sex with me.

  16. KoJo2389 09/28/2010 16:34

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    The comments are the only loveable part of the site now. And naked bitches. Lemme rephrase: good looking, naked bitches.

  17. SCUM 09/28/2010 16:39

    <<<<< I would love to stick my positive in her negative.

  18. SCUM 09/28/2010 16:51

    Same old, same old up.

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