Ashley Tisdale and her bikini are disapointing

By brendon October 04, 2010 @ 10:27 AM

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Ashley Tisdale and her boyfriend, whose name I forgot to write down but who cares, were at Wet Republic in Vegas this weekend, and it was every bit as dull and unsatisfying as you might imagine. She’s allegedly 25 but her bikini still hangs off her and bunches up in this creepy way. It’s like watching a thirteen-year-old, except I dont have to alert management that I’m there and have them sign my paperwork.

(source = splash news online)

(63) Comments

  1. Dirty Dirt McGirk 10/04/2010 10:31

    she should have kept her old nose, this one makes her look like that double chinned Bristol Palin, and that’s not a good thing. I am liking her ass though. Looks firm, like you can bounce quarters off it.

  2. MrAdams 10/04/2010 10:32

    A bikini? Is that sort of like a hair and meat dress without the hair and meat? What’ll they think of next?

  3. D. Znuts 10/04/2010 10:38

    Who the fuck is she again? Too many Ashley’s are selling their cooch on the corner, it’s hard to keep up.

  4. Watt 10/04/2010 10:39

    I thought her tits were bigger than that…

  5. Tom Foolery 10/04/2010 10:42

    Digging the stomach and her backside, ladies of Durden take note

  6. D. Znuts 10/04/2010 10:46

    I agree, that’s an ass I would spelunk.

  7. Duto 10/04/2010 10:51

    Is knock the dust off it.

  8. Tom Foolery 10/04/2010 11:02

    I wonder what Lindsey is up to these days

  9. D. Znuts 10/04/2010 11:02

    She’s a 25-year-old whore with unlimited access to boutique drugs, I don’t think there’s any dust on that puss. If anything, you’ll have to wait until it cools down to acquire safe passage in her love canals.

  10. Tom Foolery 10/04/2010 11:05

    Watt: If I have to listen to that “brother” sound clip on Rome today I’m going postal

  11. rokan 10/04/2010 11:13

    Disappointing?

    That ass is well worth taking a peek into.

    Its the nipples that are suspect.

    http://img120.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=88533_ashley2_potc2-premiere_123_985lo.jpg

    Looks like a giant cold sore on her tit.

  12. Dirty Dirt McGirk 10/04/2010 11:22

    dont these whores know how to buy the right size bra? she’s barely filling out half the cup in that pic rokan.. another disney whore who will be no where in 5 years

  13. rokan 10/04/2010 11:23

    Dirt,

    The diseased nipple aside, I agree.

    It looks like 10 cents worth of tit in a $5.00 cup.

  14. Tom Foolery 10/04/2010 11:33

    Rok sorry about the Lions man, thought you guys had it.

  15. rokan 10/04/2010 11:37

    Tom,
    Being a Lions fan is an interesting thing. They got too far behind, too early.

    On the bright side, seeing Jay Cutler get the shit knocked out of him by the Giants made up for it.

  16. Watt 10/04/2010 11:40

    Tom: I have no idea what you’re talking about.

    So here’s a picture: http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v314/169/26/662295303/n662295303_3979463_6719.jpg

  17. D. Znuts 10/04/2010 11:42

    Was that the game with like 500 sacks last night? I was watching a game while we did our NHL draft/pool and the QB was getting his ass kicked.

    I was stoned off my ass so I didn’t pay a lot of attention except to notice that they nearly broke the guy in half a couple of times.

  18. J-Sausage 10/04/2010 11:46

    Giants/Bears was the game that had a million sacks in the first half. Boring as shit.

  19. Tom Foolery 10/04/2010 11:47

    Watt nothing says tough like a Depeche Mode tattoo.

  20. Watt 10/04/2010 11:52

    Cro cop uses wild boys as his intro music.

    That’s one duran duran fan I wouldn’t fight.

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