Capri Anderson, the girl who locked herself in a bathroom Monday night inside Charlie Sheens New York hotel room (and who does softcore and girl-girl porn under this new name but did hardcore under the name Alexis Capri), will ask the DA in Aspen to violate Sheens probation on the grounds that he held her against her will. TMZ says…
Anderson claims after she locked herself in the bathroom, Charlie tried getting in and began repeatedly punching the door. She alleges she feared for her life.
We’re told Anderson wants the Pitkin County D.A. to attempt to violate Charlie’s probation in the domestic violence case and she plans to fly to Apsen in the next few days to make her case.
Sources in Pitkin County tell us as far as the D.A. is concerned, any complaint that criminal activity occurred in New York must be filed in New York, not Pitkin County. We’re told, however, that if Anderson flies to Aspen, the D.A. has “an open-door policy” and would see her.
Obviously this chick just wants to get paid, and good for her. No one is more undeserving of money and good fortune as Charlie Sheen. I hope she takes him for 50 million, and if she can make a case for kidnapping, she just might. He’s such a loser the only way girls will hang out with him is if he pays them to. Some guys are just like that. Not me though. I’ve just got “it”, ya know. Call it charisma, sex appeal, whatever, it drives the ladies mad. And my huge dong doesn’t hurt either. In Japan, they call it, “the Thunder Stick”.



















Good morning, Nurse!
I am not a prostitute…..however if you have a camera I will fuck for money…..
Hmmm… I’ve been told my huge dong hurts a lot.
Charlie has always showed good taste in his whores……..
“No boom boom with soul brother, too beau coup.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8×968FQiqs
If she has open thighs….I will also have an “open door policy”
I bet he has an open door policy for her
My dong is small. At least that’s the impression I get from the daily emails I receive for increasing my penis’ size.
What b fails top realize is in japan all men have tiny 3 inch cocks, so his “thunder stick” is a robust 4 inches.
A good way to determine proportional meat mallet size is to see if you can wrap it around your ankle, if yes, attempt the calf, if yes, the thigh.
In that case I really need to visit Japan.
What you need to know is her Girl/Girl porn includes her taking anal via strapon fun. Good Times.
Yes, she does look like she would take anal from a strap on
Redrage,
Can you send me a new pair of your mom’s panties? My cleaning lady washed the last ones.
Make sure they are extra frothy.
She has an incredible foredome. Can’t…stop…staring…at…foredome…
You’re looking at her forehead?
Why??
lyn_x,
We have discussed it and don’t believe you are a chick.
Rem has gone so far as to claim you have balls.
Care to refute that?
I have forehead envy :/ got a freakishly small forehead. You don’t believe I’m a girl? Why is this? Do guys really pretend to be girls on this thing? I thought that was just something that was made up by the media to scare parents into stopping their children from going on facebook…
Actually you were the one who mentioned “Some sick fucking middle-aged bus driver, I bet.” Roke
And yes, guys pretend to be girls on this thing.
They also pretend to be people who are already here, we did have one who turned out to be a genuine Suicide Girls wannabe (nice boob video she provided) but she didnt hang around long.
If you are one of the girls in your avi pic, I hope you have a thick skin and for gods sake dont give out your personal details