Christina Aguilera and her stupid kid got a pumpkin

By brendon October 14, 2010 @ 4:23 PM

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Christina Aguilera used to be short and skinny with huge breasts, and even better, she dressed real slutty. She was perfect. But then she had to go have that dumb ass kid, and now she looks like… this.

No wonder she’s getting divorced. Her poor husband married a hot little piece of ass, now, what is she, the Hulk? Is she Bruce Banner, if she gets mad will she quadruple in size so she wears giant sweatpants? This is nothing less than a betrayal, and our divorce courts should treat it as such!

(image source = inf daily)

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(24) Comments

  1. avatar
    i hate you 10/14/2010 16:26

    i unblind gawking of girls needing cocking will not ……..

    what up fuckers?!

  2. avatar
    Watt 10/14/2010 16:27

    Hulk smash pussy!

  3. avatar
    MrAdams 10/14/2010 16:27

    She looks good, all things considered. What I really want to know is, what does her bank account look like?

  4. avatar
    SCUM 10/14/2010 16:28

    Where is Linus? That’s the mother fucking Great Pumpkin behind Christina.

  5. avatar
    i hate you 10/14/2010 16:28

    she looks like the great pumpkin now. i am so saddened. please repost the nurse outfit.

  6. avatar
    SCUM 10/14/2010 16:35

    And speaking of Linus that BROAD in the backround should be wearing a shirt that say’s MetLife.

  7. avatar
    SCUM 10/14/2010 16:37

    Girl in the backround: Do these jeans make me look fat? Christina: No, your fat makes you look fat. And the horizontal stripes dot help either. But you do make me look skinny.

  8. avatar
    Zombie 10/14/2010 16:37

    Bitch couldn’t find her fedora so she substituted it with a flower pot.

  9. avatar
    Zombie 10/14/2010 16:39

    Scum, you do realize it’s background right?

  10. avatar
    SCUM 10/14/2010 16:40

    What up G, why you dissing me?

  11. avatar
    SCUM 10/14/2010 16:42

    I haven’t had any hard alc in 3 days Zombie, what little I have left of my feeble old mind is fading fast.

  12. avatar
    benblurts 10/14/2010 16:43

    heres your chance to meet christina aguilera. listen to this blurt and sign up
    http://blurts.com/12zp6v

  13. avatar
    rokan 10/14/2010 16:47

    I’ve had diarrhea fro about a week now.

    I wouldn’t mind so much but i just took a shit and its the second time this week that my finger has broken through the wad of toilet paper and shot right up my asshole.

    If I wanted a finger up my shitter I’d go camping with Pepper this weekend.

  14. avatar
    SCUM 10/14/2010 16:54

    You want to place your pinkie in Peppers pooper while have a playtime picnic in the park?

  15. avatar
    rokan 10/14/2010 16:58

    Scum,
    I practically panic when you point out perverted possibilities punctuated prolifically by personal preservatives purporting Pepper’s privates

  16. avatar
    rokan 10/14/2010 16:58

    Period

  17. avatar
    MisterD 10/14/2010 16:59

    ake a bullet with some dick and take this dope from this jet

  18. avatar
    SCUM 10/14/2010 17:00

    New throw up.

  19. avatar
    i hate you 10/14/2010 17:17

    today’s posts by rokan, brought to you by the letter P and the number 1 for how many fingers he jammed up his own ass.

  20. avatar
    Mac-Daddy 10/14/2010 17:25

    Her kid sucked those Titties dry!

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