Christina Aguilera used to be short and skinny with huge breasts, and even better, she dressed real slutty. She was perfect. But then she had to go have that dumb ass kid, and now she looks like... this.
No wonder she's getting divorced. Her poor husband married a hot little piece of ass, now, what is she, the Hulk? Is she Bruce Banner, if she gets mad will she quadruple in size so she wears giant sweatpants? This is nothing less than a betrayal, and our divorce courts should treat it as such!
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