October 8, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Demi Moore is well liked and respected these days, so it’s easy to forget that her childhood was a mess. Her family was the Kennedys of white trash.
She never knew her biological dad, and thought her step-dad was her real dad until she was 14. Her mom and step-dad were alcoholics and would get into violent fights. They moved constantly. She had kidney problems. She was cross-eyed and had to wear an eye patch. Apparently that got better because when she was 16 she went to France to be a nude model. The step-dad eventually killed himself. At 17 she married a guy named Freddy Moore, which is why she’s ‘Demi Moore’. He was 30 at the time, btw.
There’s more but, in summation, it’s entirely possible that she’s crazy. Keep it in mind when you read about Ashtons alleged side piece telling Star that he and Demi have an open marriage.
Ashton Kutcher’s mistress, Brittney Jones, has given a new interview claiming that Ashton and Demi have an open relationship filled with threesomes,
…she tells Star that Ashton told her he and Demi share lovers–but Demi was mad in this instance because she wasn’t around to participate.
“He said they share women, but he isn’t supposed to go off and sleep with women on his own,” she said. “He said Demi had to be there and that Demi likes to pick the girls out.”
So will I use this flimsy excuse to post the very very naked pictures of Demi from Oui magazine in 1981, the ones where it looks like she’s giving birth to a bear? You know I will!
But be warned: her vagina back then was an abomination. That bush might as well be crime scene tape, because I wouldn’t go anywhere near it.