10.07.2010 Demi and Ashton have an open marriage

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Demi Moore is well liked and respected these days, so it’s easy to forget that her childhood was a mess. Her family was the Kennedys of white trash.

She never knew her biological dad, and thought her step-dad was her real dad until she was 14. Her mom and step-dad were alcoholics and would get into violent fights. They moved constantly. She had kidney problems. She was cross-eyed and had to wear an eye patch. Apparently that got better because when she was 16 she went to France to be a nude model. The step-dad eventually killed himself. At 17 she married a guy named Freddy Moore, which is why she’s ‘Demi Moore’. He was 30 at the time, btw.

There’s more but, in summation, it’s entirely possible that she’s crazy. Keep it in mind when you read about Ashtons alleged side piece telling Star that he and Demi have an open marriage.

Ashton Kutcher’s mistress, Brittney Jones, has given a new interview claiming that Ashton and Demi have an open relationship filled with threesomes,
…she tells Star that Ashton told her he and Demi share lovers–but Demi was mad in this instance because she wasn’t around to participate.
“He said they share women, but he isn’t supposed to go off and sleep with women on his own,” she said. “He said Demi had to be there and that Demi likes to pick the girls out.”

So will I use this flimsy excuse to post the very very naked pictures of Demi from Oui magazine in 1981, the ones where it looks like she’s giving birth to a bear? You know I will!

But be warned: her vagina back then was an abomination. That bush might as well be crime scene tape, because I wouldn’t go anywhere near it.


(56) Comments

  1. Dirty Dirt McGirk 10/07/2010 15:14

    at least it’s tits?

  2. The Puppet 10/07/2010 15:15

    where are the videos?

  3. The Puppet 10/07/2010 15:17

    The picture of her hairy bush is so fucking old!
    So is Demi.

  4. Watt 10/07/2010 15:19

    She did say “suck my dick” in gi jane.

    Careful !

  5. SomeoneluvsU 10/07/2010 15:20

    These are before the tits that Bruce built.

  6. Chicagoaniml 10/07/2010 15:21

    Wow, did you copy and paste her life story from Wiki?

    Gotta live the source of the story being Star!

  7. MisterD 10/07/2010 15:22

    I called that one weeks ago!

  8. SomeoneluvsU 10/07/2010 15:22

    Wow, how shocking, a Hollywood open marriage…..
    Does this mean that Asston has to share the boys he brings home?

  9. Dirty Dirt McGirk 10/07/2010 15:23

    what the fuck ins going on in pics 112 and 14? is she checking herself for pin worms? are there bowl weavels in that forest?

  10. Slaappy 10/07/2010 15:25

    80’s hairy Bush > 60’s pointy tits

  11. Chicagoaniml 10/07/2010 15:26

    I’d love to wash her hair and comb it and smell the shampoo smell on it. Maybe spike it like a mohawk. If she went coommando she had to be careful of the buttons on her pants getting caught with hair.

  12. mikey the retard 10/07/2010 15:31

    pappa?

  13. Dirty Dirt McGirk 10/07/2010 15:32

    she should grow that shit out again for Halloween and put that in her twit pics…..

  14. The Puppet 10/07/2010 15:33

    @Dirty Dirt McGirk , here is a girl you might like more then Demi.
    http://tinyurl.com/34tnrha

  15. Dirty Dirt McGirk 10/07/2010 15:34

    what puppet? i can’t tell if you are commenting in my direction…

  16. MrAdams 10/07/2010 15:43

    Why do I have “Wooly Bully” music in my brain now?

  17. SCUM 10/07/2010 15:43

    Another sign the Breduh is gay…. “That bush might as well be crime scene tape, because I wouldn’t go anywhere near it.”

  18. Dirty Dirt McGirk 10/07/2010 15:45

    scum, is that a bush, infront of a bush? Dual bush? is that a Hedge row?

  19. pepperjr. 10/07/2010 15:46

    Puppet, thank’s for the link…funny pictures.

  20. SCUM 10/07/2010 15:47

    Das Bush DDM, or is Dos Bush?

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