“Might have”. There was no room for “might have” in the headline, it should have gone between “Demi Moore” and “cheated”, but the story is sexier if you ignore that part anyway. What matters is that the girl who Ashton Kutcher cheated with is saying that Ashton and Demi Moore have an open marriage, filled with three-ways and all kinds of crazy sex. Awesome, right?
Maybe not. I can’t go into details about who told me this, but…
“(Michael Phelps) was at a party with Demi, Ashton, Snoop and a couple of other celebrities. The 4 of them and a couple of other women ended up in a room where Ashton was getting a blowjob from one of these random women with Demi next to him getting finger banged by Phelps while Snoop was across the room smoking a blunt just watching everything happen.”
It’s a crazy story, but I was at a party one time and I got a blow job too, so everything adds up. I can also totally picture Ashton sitting there like an impotent jackass while Olympic hero Michael Phelps jammed those rolling pin sized fingers inside his wife. What a weirdo. I hope the next time Ashton went down on her she smelled like chlorine and he cried all night.
(if you missed it, the rest of the pictures from the headline are here)
Maybe Phelps simply caught his watch on some hair for a couple of hours?
LOL I called Swinger the first moment the story of him cheating broke. Love it. Totally obvious to the world!
Rolling pin sized cock fucker her too.
I guess michael can do more then the breast stroke….
We don’t love them hos.
Lmao @ “Can’t say who old me this.” Lol!!!! Yeah, this site is known for it’s hard hitting journalism!
REM,
sorry for the delay but YES that was the pics of Paltrows ass I was talking about!
Brenduh got a blow job at a party? Hope the dude didnt use his teeth
Finger-banging and blowjobs.
What are we, in Jr. High?
And Pepper, that’s disgusting.
Finger-banging and blowjobs.
What are we, in Jr. High?
what’s next…Prank phone calls?
Is it weird that the only part of that story that excites me is the blunt?
‘Jersey Shore’ to Get the ‘South Park’ Treatment
Hopefully, South Park’s animation team has stocked up on plenty of orange ink.
The well-tanned guidos and guidettes of Jersey Shore are scheduled for an animated skewering on South Park next week, as Trey Parker and Matt Stone turn their poison pens on Snooki, The Situation, et al.
How could you ever get your finger through that hairy bush?
Pepper,
I your refrigerator running?
I=is
Fucking, Fuck!!!
Rokan
Is Jack Wall there?
89.com your welcome dtf
I am working at home today and just smoked a huge bowl with the 75 year old lady who does my gardening.
I see a bowl of Lucky Charms in my future
Pepper,
Jack Wall’s not here, man.
Is there a Mary Wall there?
No, but there is a Jack Booth.
Pepper has one at his Hot Topic store…jack booth
A private or semi-private area usually located within an adult bookstore/videostore where one can go and privately watch x-rated videos and pleasure oneself. Jack booths are generally associated with raincoaters.