Halle Berry is a real whore

By brendon October 11, 2010 @ 1:16 PM

Halle Berry Meeting Up With Gabriel Aubry In Sherman Oaks

No not really. That would kick ass though, huh? But she did have lunch in Sherman Oaks this weekend with ex-boyfriend (and the father of her child) Gabriel Aubry, then went and hooked up with new boyfriend Olivier Martinez. Look at this guy. Look at his punk ass. Smiling. Moving a bunch of stuff into her house. That French fuck has a lot of nerve, comin in here and bangin our hot chicks. Maybe a visit from Dr. Fist will wipe that smirk off his face, after he prescribes a medicine called American Pride.

wwtdd

(15) Comments

  1. avatar
    SkippyHandleman 10/11/2010 13:19

    penis

  2. avatar
    MrAdams 10/11/2010 13:20

    So she’s rich enough to afford a white guy now, huh?

  3. avatar
    SCUM 10/11/2010 13:27

    I don’t like turtles.

  4. avatar
    GiveMe5 10/11/2010 13:29

    She is not a whore, the first french guy (ex husband or whatever) has no respect for himself

  5. avatar
    i hate you 10/11/2010 13:33

    do you like ligers?

  6. avatar
    SCUM 10/11/2010 13:34

    Ligers not n@ggers.

  7. avatar
    rokan 10/11/2010 13:56

    I bet she has chocolate nipples and aerolas as big as salad plates.

  8. avatar
    rokan 10/11/2010 13:58

    And Pepper,

    The Jets will beat the Vikings tonight

  9. avatar
    rokan 10/11/2010 14:10

    New, up low-lifes

  10. avatar
    i hate you 10/11/2010 14:13

    my ex was a nagger

  11. avatar
    411 10/11/2010 15:47

    Brenden don’t get your boxers in a bunch. She and her former gay/bi paid in-vitro paid sperm donor had a meeting at their lawyer’s in Sherman Oaks.

    Then she and her fake probably bf are going to her beach home in Malibu.

    He could be gay/bi too.Think it’s all show. Remember he is an actor. He’s not going to move to LA nor is Halle kid or no kid going to move to Paris.

    She didn’t move to Canada or SF to make model boy happy, she’s not going to do it for some cigarette smoking drunk Frenchman that she’s only known for a short time, get real.

    Probably another way for Halle to get attention, stay relevant and drum up interest in their movie.

    She’s not going to grow old with this guy, she’s not going to have his in-vitro baby. While Halle does have the rep of dating /sleeping with former associates, I doubt they’re even having sex. Sorry guys.

  12. avatar
    411 10/11/2010 15:47

    Brenden don’t get your boxers in a bunch. She and her former gay/bi paid in-vitro paid sperm donor had a meeting at their lawyer’s in Sherman Oaks.

    Then she and her fake probably bf are going to her beach home in Malibu.

    He could be gay/bi too.Think it’s all show. Remember he is an actor. He’s not going to move to LA nor is Halle kid or no kid going to move to Paris.

    She didn’t move to Canada or SF to make model boy happy, she’s not going to do it for some cigarette smoking drunk Frenchman that she’s only known for a short time, get real.

    Probably another way for Halle to get attention, stay relevant and drum up interest in their movie.

    She’s not going to grow old with this guy, she’s not going to have his in-vitro baby. While Halle does have the rep of dating /sleeping with former associates, I doubt they’re even having sex. Sorry guys.

  13. avatar
    Observer 10/11/2010 15:54

    I would happily pork this delicious hybrid….

  14. avatar
    411 10/11/2010 20:03

    Was having some fun with my earlier post. Don’t know why there are two copies-Brenden please remove, if you can thanks.

    According to my sources, that after the Berry-Aubry lawyer meeting in Sherman Oaks, it was agreed that Martinez while he’s in town for the rest of his visit will stay at Halle’s beach house. Which she often uses for guests when she doesn’t use it for herself.

  15. avatar
    i hate you 10/11/2010 21:04

    i like pork and hybrids.

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